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AnonyMouse_7317

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hope it wiggles for you

 

Ain't it the Truth!!!

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"62kg," she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 70kg.

 

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 4".

 

She then takes her blood pressure

And tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams,

"When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!"

 

 

 

Flour and Water

 

How come when you mix water and flour together

 

 

you get glue?..

and then you add eggs

and sugar...

and you get cake?

 

 

Where did the glue go ?

 

 

 

NEED AN ANSWER?

 

You know darned well where it went!

 

 

 

That's what makes the cake

Stick to your BUTT

 

 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

silliness and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).

 

 

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling

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