Guest heleng Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 I am putting together a Humpty Dumpty book as my classes have all loved them and was hoping you would all share the versions you have heard. My class fav at the end of last term was Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He didn't get bruised, he didn't get bumped, Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!
Guest Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Last year my class made up their own versions. I can only really remember: Humpty dumpty drove a car, humpty dumpty didn't go far and humpty dumpty saw a bee, humpty dumpty had to flee.
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Humpty Dumpty went to town, Humpty Dumpty tore his gown; All the needles in the town Couldn't mend Humpty Dumpty's gown.
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Probably not one for Helen's collection but it made me laugh Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won 10 grand with Claims Direct.
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Humpty dumpty sat on the wall He really should have known better Pushed, but made to look like a fall And he wasn't wearing a sweater
Guest Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 You may have started something here heleng, maybe we could all try and make one up, here goes..... Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall His mum found him and asked him, WHY? he replied "I thought I could fly" Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the queens Corgies' found him all broke They licked up some egg, but on the shell they choked. I'm sure others will do a lot better. Peggy
Guest Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall eating his bananas where do you think he put the skins down the kings pyjamas
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 An oldie (like me ) Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Said "Oh NOT scrambled egg for dinner again!"
Guest Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Humpty Dumpty sat on a chair Whilst the barber cut his hair He cut it long, he cut it short He cut it with a knife and fork
AnonyMouse_4177 Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Humpty Dumpty opened his eyes (Falling down was such a surprise) Then Humpty Dumpty counted to ten And climbed back up on the wall again. Posy
Guest Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Along came the children with paper and glue And stuck him together as good as new.
Guest heleng Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 Thank you everyone. Some of these I knew bits of and you filled in the missing bits for me and others I haven't heard at all
Guest Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE RHYME? (It's got nothing to do with eggs ) Peggy
Guest Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE RHYME? (It's got nothing to do with eggs ) Peggy hello as far as I can remember he was a cannon during the civil war that sat on a wall defending a city from siege, the fall I think refers to a tower that fell but couldne be rebuilt. killowengirl x
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhym...mpty_dumpty.htm
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 (edited) http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhym...mpty_dumpty.htm Marion comes up trumps again! Not only that, but the website told me that I was the millionth visitor and would surely win thousands of euros! Well done to killowengirl - are you in a pub quiz team? If so I'll be you're unbeatable! Maz (edited to resolve typing difficulties) Edited August 24, 2008 by HappyMaz
Guest Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 WHAT subject do you NOT have a link for Marion good try killowengirl , it was the cannon (named Humpty Dumpty) that couldn't be put back together again, however a shot to the tower caused it to fall. Peggy
Guest Wolfie Posted August 26, 2008 Posted August 26, 2008 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Watching Aston Villa Aston Villa scored a goal And Humpty fell in the river!
Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Posted August 26, 2008 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallWatching Aston Villa Aston Villa scored a goal And Humpty fell in the river! Doesn't quite work with Arsenal does it ! Peggy
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted August 26, 2008 Posted August 26, 2008 I have to confess whenever something pops up in conversation I look it up and add it to my far too crowded favourites list. It has got to the point my OH daren't say "I wonder..."
Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhym...mpty_dumpty.htm was interested to read that! I heard another story from the civil war about a bridge (called Humpty Dumpty)over the river seven constructed by Cavaliers to be swung over river to invade the enemy camp. Roundheads found out about the bridge and damaged it, so that when put into use, "all the kings horses etc" fell into the river. I have also liked this ~German version - children love the soound of the words too! Wirgele, wargele auf dem bank Fallt est runter ist es krank Ist kein doktor in ganzem lant Wo der wirgele wargele helfen kann! Apologies for spellings etc - I did learn it nearly 40 years ago! Remember "w" sounds as "v" in German! Janet
AnonyMouse_705 Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall He didn't shout and he didn't scream for below him was a trampoline!!
Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 was interested to read that! I heard another story from the civil war about a bridge (called Humpty Dumpty)over the river seven constructed by Cavaliers to be swung over river to invade the enemy camp. Roundheads found out about the bridge and damaged it, so that when put into use, "all the kings horses etc" fell into the river. I have also liked this ~German version - children love the soound of the words too! Wirgele, wargele auf dem bank Fallt est runter ist es krank Ist kein doktor in ganzem lant Wo der wirgele wargele helfen kann! Apologies for spellings etc - I did learn it nearly 40 years ago! Remember "w" sounds as "v" in German! Janet Hello janetblann, welcome to the forum So do the German words translate to our English version or does it say something completely different? I shall have to ask my German friend. I learnt from my friend that the word spiel means play, which ironically can translate to; S (social) P (physica) I (Intellectual) E (emotional) L (language), helps me remember the P.I.L.E.S. Areas of development in a much more user friendly way. Peggy
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