Other Versions Of Humpty Dumpty?

[Guest heleng]

I am putting together a Humpty Dumpty book as my classes have all loved them and was hoping you would all share the versions you have heard.

 

My class fav at the end of last term was

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

He didn't get bruised, he didn't get bumped,

Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!

[Guest]

Last year my class made up their own versions. I can only really remember:

 

Humpty dumpty drove a car, humpty dumpty didn't go far

 

 

and

 

humpty dumpty saw a bee, humpty dumpty had to flee.

[AnonyMouse_1195]

Humpty Dumpty went to town,

Humpty Dumpty tore his gown;

All the needles in the town

Couldn't mend Humpty Dumpty's gown.

[AnonyMouse_4544]

Probably not one for Helen's collection but it made me laugh

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won 10 grand with Claims Direct.

[AnonyMouse_4544]

Humpty dumpty sat on the wall

He really should have known better

Pushed, but made to look like a fall

And he wasn't wearing a sweater

[Guest]

You may have started something here heleng, maybe we could all try and make one up, here goes.....

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

His mum found him and asked him, WHY?

he replied "I thought I could fly"

 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

all the queens Corgies' found him all broke

They licked up some egg, but on the shell they choked.

 

I'm sure others will do a lot better.

 

Peggy

[Guest]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

eating his bananas

where do you think he put the skins

down the kings pyjamas

[AnonyMouse_4544]

An oldie (like me )

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Said "Oh NOT scrambled egg for dinner again!"

[Guest]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a chair

Whilst the barber cut his hair

He cut it long, he cut it short

He cut it with a knife and fork

[AnonyMouse_4177]

Humpty Dumpty opened his eyes

(Falling down was such a surprise)

Then Humpty Dumpty counted to ten

And climbed back up on the wall again.

 

Posy

[Guest]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Along came the children with paper and glue

And stuck him together as good as new.

[Guest heleng]

Thank you everyone. Some of these I knew bits of and you filled in the missing bits for me and others I haven't heard at all

[Guest]

HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE RHYME?

 

(It's got nothing to do with eggs )

 

Peggy

[Guest]

HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE RHYME?

 

(It's got nothing to do with eggs )

 

Peggy

hello as far as I can remember he was a cannon during the civil war that sat on a wall defending a city from siege, the fall I think refers to a tower that fell but couldne be rebuilt.

 

killowengirl x

[AnonyMouse_4544]

http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhym...mpty_dumpty.htm

[AnonyMouse_8466]

http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhym...mpty_dumpty.htm

Marion comes up trumps again! Not only that, but the website told me that I was the millionth visitor and would surely win thousands of euros!

 

Well done to killowengirl - are you in a pub quiz team? If so I'll be you're unbeatable!

 

Maz

 

(edited to resolve typing difficulties)

Edited August 24, 2008 by HappyMaz

[Guest]

WHAT subject do you NOT have a link for Marion

 

good try killowengirl , it was the cannon (named Humpty Dumpty) that couldn't be put back together again, however a shot to the tower caused it to fall.

 

Peggy

[Guest Wolfie]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Watching Aston Villa

Aston Villa scored a goal

And Humpty fell in the river!

 

[Guest]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Watching Aston Villa

Aston Villa scored a goal

And Humpty fell in the river!

 

 

 

Doesn't quite work with Arsenal does it !

 

Peggy

[AnonyMouse_4544]

I have to confess whenever something pops up in conversation I look it up and add it to my far too crowded favourites list. It has got to the point my OH daren't say "I wonder..."

[Guest]

http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/nursery_rhym...mpty_dumpty.htm

 

was interested to read that! I heard another story from the civil war about a bridge (called Humpty Dumpty)over the river seven constructed by Cavaliers to be swung over river to invade the enemy camp. Roundheads found out about the bridge and damaged it, so that when put into use, "all the kings horses etc" fell into the river.

 

I have also liked this ~German version - children love the soound of the words too!

 

Wirgele, wargele auf dem bank

Fallt est runter ist es krank

Ist kein doktor in ganzem lant

Wo der wirgele wargele helfen kann!

 

Apologies for spellings etc - I did learn it nearly 40 years ago! Remember "w" sounds as "v" in German! Janet

[AnonyMouse_705]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

He didn't shout and he didn't scream

for below him was a trampoline!!

[Guest]

was interested to read that! I heard another story from the civil war about a bridge (called Humpty Dumpty)over the river seven constructed by Cavaliers to be swung over river to invade the enemy camp. Roundheads found out about the bridge and damaged it, so that when put into use, "all the kings horses etc" fell into the river.

 

I have also liked this ~German version - children love the soound of the words too!

 

Wirgele, wargele auf dem bank

Fallt est runter ist es krank

Ist kein doktor in ganzem lant

Wo der wirgele wargele helfen kann!

 

Apologies for spellings etc - I did learn it nearly 40 years ago! Remember "w" sounds as "v" in German! Janet

 

 

Hello janetblann, welcome to the forum

 

So do the German words translate to our English version or does it say something completely different? I shall have to ask my German friend.

 

I learnt from my friend that the word spiel means play, which ironically can translate to; S (social) P (physica) I (Intellectual) E (emotional) L (language), helps me remember the P.I.L.E.S. Areas of development in a much more user friendly way.

 

Peggy

[AnonyMouse_8466]

Welcome to the Forum, janetblann

 

Maz

[Guest Wolfie]

A warm welcome from me too Janet!