Guest Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Read this out aloud, it doesn't work otherwise! It was sent to me by a friend as a 'just heard you were having your inspection soon' pressie! There's only one F in OFSTED But that's quite enough for us. If there's no F in lesson plan There's one hell of an F in fuss. There's an F in form to fill in For everything that's said There'll be no F in future If that fails to please the Head. Sounds like one F in Photocopier Has died from overheat There's no F in chance at all To keep the worksheet neat. Remember the F in OFSTED team Should you chance to say "Can't find the F in register And bugger 'Thought for the Day'!" There'll be no F in inspector When your lesson is first rate. And there's no F in good excuse To explain why you are late. There should be an F in handbook For everything you do. Tell the RI you've left it (For light reading) in the loo. There's no F in parking space For half the F in staff. Reserved for F in OFSTED Who have the last F in laff. There's no F in spiritual Or cultural education No F in equality, much F in differentiation. There's only one F in OFSTED With it's 'education speak' That God there's an F in Friday TO end this OFSTED week There's always an F in future Now that OFSTED have come and gone. There's also an F in life After school for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 There's a site dedicated to those kind of 'feel good' poems, rhymes etc. I think I saw the address on here but this is it. http//members.tripod.com/ofsted/ofsted.html enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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