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Hello,

 

I am trying to think of funny christmas songs that i can teach the children but i am not having much luck.

Twinkle, twinkle chocolate bar is stuck in my head and i can't seem to think of anything else.

 

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our children always love the one to the tune of the Fast food song (pizza hut)

 

A Christmas tree, A Christmas tree, a fairy on top of a Christmas tree, (repeat )

 

A star, a star, a fairy on top of a Christmas tree (repeat)

 

They make up their own signs to go with it and sing it slowly, fast and very fast...

 

Also (Tune of frere Jaques)

 

Father Christmas Father Christmas

he got stuck he got stuck

coming down the chimney, coming down the chimney

what bad luck

what bad luck

 

Perhaps not so silly but the children love them

 

Inge

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What about

 

 

When Santa got stuck up the chimney, he began to shout.

 

You girls and boys, won't get any toys, if you don't pull me out.

 

My beard is black, there's soot in my sack and my nose is tickely too.

 

When Santa got stuck up the chimney, achooo, achoo, achoo!!

 

:o

 

I'll post others as I think of them, there is one about a christmas pudding.

 

Salsa

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Ooh and there is

 

 

Christmas pudding, Christmas pudding.

 

Steaming hot, steaming hot.

 

Sprinkle it with sugar, sprinkle it with sugar,

 

Eat the lot, eat the lot.

 

 

with appropriate actions,

the children always enjoy pretending to eat it up.

 

Salsa

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Thank you so much!

 

Can't wait to try them.

We have some budding actors and actresses and always funny to see the actions they made up to accompany the song.

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just remembered the one all love ( boys in particular)

 

Tune grand old duke of york

 

when the robots came to dinner

They came on Christmas Day

They didnt like the turkey

so they threw it all away

They ate up all the knives and forks

and then they asked for more

Ive never had a Chritmas day

quite like that before!

 

enjoy

 

Inge

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My christmas song file is still in the loft and getting it down is admitting I NEED to tackle Christmas issues both home and school.

 

Our children like one about Santa eating all the cake and being to fat for the sleigh to take off and one about Rudolfs nose changing colour.

 

Our year six children like one about the 12 days of the christmas turkey and the parents always laugh :o

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney,

He began to to shout,

You girls and boys,

Won't get any toys,

If you don't pull me out.

There's soot on my back,

And my beard is all black,

My nose is tickling too.!

When Santa got stuck up the chimney,

Achoo, Achoo, Achoo.

Was on the eve before Christmas Day,

When Santa Claus arrived on his sleigh,

Into the chimney he climbed with his sack,

But he was so fat - he couldn't get back.

Oh, what a terrible plight, gangway,

He stayed up there all night.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney,

He began to yell.

Oh hurry, please,

It's all such a squeeze,

The reindeer's stuck as well!

His head's up there in the cold night air,

Now Rudolph's nose is BLUE!!

When Santa got stuck up the chimney,

Achoo, Achoo, Achoo, Ach

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Found my christmas song buried on the PC!

 

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, You are Much Too Fat!

(sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

 

I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,

came crashing thro' the roof and landed on my bed.

I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,

as soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"

 

CHORUS

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;

I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?

I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!

 

He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"

I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."

"So sorry!" he replied, and then he asked my name.

He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!"

 

CHORUS

 

I heard a "ho, ho, ho," the sleigh was in the sky.

but it was moving slow and wasn't very high.

It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall;

Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!"

 

CHORUS

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Another verse to when santa got stuck up the chimney

 

When santa got stuck up the chimney

He began to yell

Oh hurry please, it's oh such a squeeze

the reindeer's stuck as well!

It's cold up there in the cold night air

My nose is turning blue

When santa got stuck up the chimney

Atchoo, atchoo, atchoo

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More to share!

 

TO THE TUNE OF : THERE WAS A PRINCESS LONG AGO……………….

(found on the forum last year - anyone know the angel verse?!)

 

Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem,

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem,

on a donkey.

 

Jesus was born in a stable warm,

stable warm, stable warm.

Jesus was born in a stable warm,

stable warm.

 

The angels la, la la, mind gone blank - will edit when I can remember

 

The shepherds went to see baby Jesus

see baby Jesus, see baby Jesus

The shepherds went to see baby Jesus

See baby Jesus.

 

The three Kings said let's follow that star, follow that star,

follow that star

The three Kings said let's follow that star,

follow that star.

 

So everybody's happy now, happy now

happy now,

So everybody's happy now,

happy now.

 

WHO WAS IN THAT STABLE THAT CHRISTMAS FIRST OF ALL?

(finger rhyme)

 

Who was in that stable

That Christmas first of all?

 

Jesus, mother Mary and

Joseph standing tall.

 

Then there were 2 shepherds

And 2 more –

To make it 10, 3 Wise men

Came knocking at the door!

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We are trying to teach this to the children at present last year they picked it up really well sung to the tune the wheels on the bus

VERSE 1 THE LIGHTS ON THE TREE GO BLINK BLINK BLINK(DO BLINKING WITH HANDS)

VERSE 2 THE MUMMIES IN THE HOUSE GO BAKE BAKE BAKE(WE GIVE THE KIDS LITTLE PLASTIC BOWLS AND SPOONS TO PRETEND TO MIX)

vERSE 3 THE DADDIES IN THE HOUSE GO SNORE SNORE SNORE(MIMICK SLEEPING)

VERSE 5 THE NANNIES IN THE HOUSE GO HUG HUG HUG(WRAP ARMS AROUND YOUSELF)

LAST ONE THE GRANDADS AT THE HOUSE GO KISS KISS KISS (BLOW KISSES)

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to the tune of ring a ring a roses

 

Sing a song of mary

had a visit scary

an angel angel

mary knelt down

 

He'll be born at Christmas

You will name him Jesus

An angel an angel

Mary knelt down

 

 

 

To the tune of hokey cokey

 

We put the full signs out

the vacant signs in

in out in out

were full without a doubt

were making lots of money

It's enough to make us shout

thats what its all about

all our inns are full now

all our inns are full now

all our inns are full now

thats why we sing and shout!

 

 

 

To the tune of ferea jacqua

 

Babys sleeping, babys sleeping

in the starw, in the starw,

angels promise keeping angels promise keeping

son of god son of god

 

To the tune of three blind mice

 

3 wise men 3 wise men

see how they ride see how they ride

they bring their gifts for jesus the king

the shepherds heard the angels sing

all went to the stable to see the king

3 wise men

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Hi I know what you mean what about Funny little snowman?

 

It goes....

Funny little snoman round and fat.

With eyes of coal and a big black hat.

Funny little snowman see's the sun.

Quick little snowman Run Run Run!

 

It said as a rhyme.

Hope it helps.

 

While in on here has any one got any donkey christmas songs other than the obvious one.

Hello,

 

I am trying to think of funny christmas songs that i can teach the children but i am not having much luck.

Twinkle, twinkle chocolate bar is stuck in my head and i can't seem to think of anything else.

 

:o

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Thank you for the lovey booklet

 

Here is another one you may wish to sing

 

(song to wind the bobbin up)

 

Wrap the present up,

wrap the present up,

pull, pull, clap, clap, clap.

 

Wrap it back again,

wrap it back again,

pull, pull, clap, clap, clap.

 

Point to the fairy

sitting on the tree.

 

Point to the snowman,

looking at me.

 

Clap for father christmas 1,2,3,

place your hands upon your knee.

 

Sam

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