AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Would you like a chance to win a wonderful Fsf mug or badge? :wacko: Well, it might be your lucky month! This is the first of our new monthly competitions where you will have the opportunity of winning a mug (1st prize) or a badge (Runners up prize). So get your creative heads in gear, because you’re going to need them this month. We all know the Christmas song, Away in a Manger. However, we would like you to come up with your own lyrics to the tune for our December competition. The content can be anything of your choosing as long as it can be sung to the tune! As a very bad example (please forgive me but I have literally made this up in the last 30 minutes!!) Calling all members to join in the fun, Can you come up with lyrics, do you know a good pun? We’re asking you nicely to write it all down, This is your chance to really go to town. The subject is your choice, it can be anything, From working in childcare to frantic shopping, Your lyrics can be heartfelt, the sentiment plain, You can make it quite funny or completely insane. Once it is written post your entries right here, For your last chance to win for the rest of the year, So get your brain working, for a fine mug awaits, Be the envy of all of your forum mates! Rules: 1. Only one entry per member is allowed 2. Moderators can join in with the fun and post lyrics but are not eligible to win 3. Closing date for entries will be Monday 15th December 4. If there are lots of entries the Moderators/Admin team will pick a short list of entries after this date 5. A poll will be posted where members will be able to vote for their favourite entries (from those short listed if necessary) 6. The winner will be the person receiving the most votes on the poll when it closes (and will win a mug - yay!), with the person receiving the second most votes being awarded the runners up prize of a badge 7. Please keep it clean/inoffensive and only post lyrics you have written yourselves 8. Any complaints can be sent to Steve and any praise to me! 9. The rules may change at any time as or when I think of something I haven’t already covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Love rules 8 & 9 I think you've set a good standard to follow with your verse Beau, well done. Good 'festive' luck to all entrants, I shall get my thinking cap on, and just know I will most probably be singing the 'Away in the Manger' tune, with various lyrics, in my sleep. Peggy Note to self; place dictaphone on bedside cabinet for those 'twilight', mind in overdrive, keep you awake moments, so I can record my creative thoughts before I forget them, come morning time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_18183 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Good 'festive' luck to all entrants, I shall get my thinking cap on, and just know I will most probably be singing the 'Away in the Manger' tune, with various lyrics, in my sleep. Me too!! Good luck everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 i'm so glad i'm a teacher, i have lots of fun each day. The children are great fun and love to play we all work together, to get our work done and at the end of the day we go home to our mum. i miss all of the children when i am off ill but i know when im better they'll be there still we all care for each other and help to make each day just as special as the day before so that we all stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Crikey xfactorlover, that was quick. I think you might just be eligible for a badge for being the first respondent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_7172 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Away in a manger – the owners carol Away in my nursery, it’s been a bad day The student phoned in sick and it’s invoices today I’ve sat in my office, the phone it rings on The children are practising lots of Christmas song (s) My manager is stressing, not enough staff at work Too many children and a flu bug won’t shirk We’ve had somebody move away to work in the snow The rest of us wonder if we all should go However ... At Nursery it’s Christmas and glitter fest’s here Despite all our problems it’s a great time of year The excitement of the children and the efforts of staff Making baubles and cards with some tinsel and stuff We love it at Nursery wouldn’t miss it at all The children can’t wait for Santa to call We sing all the songs and make the cards for the mums We create the anticipation for when the big day comes! Be near me my manager I want you to stay Close by me forever and help me I pray Bless all the dear children in our tender care And fit them for big school who knows wherever where! NOT PART OF THE SONG... This is the real song of a real owner and all the things th have been mentioned really have happened today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 count me out im rubbish at these sorts of things................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 My goodness these are brilliant. My OH thinks I've gone mad as I've been singing and chuckling away while he's trying to watch the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 Wow, a couple of good ones already! That's really setting the bar high! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_379 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Right- Hears my attempt at the challenge.... Another year has past, And what changes we have made. With the new EYFS, Is it here to stay? We are all tired practitioners, With one thing to say. Please stop changing things, We like it this way. The nativity play’s finished, The parents applaud. The crafts have been garnished, With glitter galore. The children are tired, So hard have they worked. In playing and learning, New skills they’ll take far. We’re all ready for the holidays, To spend with loved ones. And come back in the New Year, To have lots of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Here's my effort.... Away for the new year At Burnham on sea Loads of friends will be with us What a lark it will be. We went there too last year And had lots of fun Got silly while drinking And now the troubles begun I spied an open window And played a daft prank At the time it was funny But now I want the time back. I found out last week That plans are afoot To get me back royally I could end bald as a coot. The avenger is known As a prankster of fame I am nervously waiting But theres just me to blame. So drink and be merry As you see in‘09 And spare a thought for poor Rea ‘Cos its big pay back time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Are you eating turkey for Christmas lunch Rea? Or "just desserts"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_2732 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Oh, Rea!!! Was this the escapade you were telling me about? Sue xx PS - we must make some arrangements for the new year - well, once I'm crutch-free PPS - Maz - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Just desserts and with a cherry on the top, but I knew what I was doing so I must take it like a man. Dont know Sue, I do lots of silly things. In a nutshell... I put a chicken carcass on someones car and woke in the morning to a scene from Alfred Hitchcock. The car was left to travel home covered in grease and bits of chicken. In my defence Rum got the better of me and it was all I could do that wouldnt impact on his daughter and wife sleeping in the caravan too. I have a plan for this year too. A massive roll of cling film to wrap his car in. It'll keep the birds off! PS Yes to meeting up again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_2732 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 That's the one!! I nearly disgraced myself in public when you told me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I nearly disgraced myself in public when you told me!! Wish I could add 'nearly' to my disgraces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Very good entries so far...I am really bad at such things so may have to pass on this one. However, you never know I may have a twilight moment and come up with something at some point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 My entry is twice as long as everyone else's because I'm writing for two! Maz (both Happy and Little!) I really love the Forum, I look in every day Otherwise I’d miss out on having my say! We started out as strangers, now you’re all my best mates Since we’ve shared our good fortunes and all our pet hates! So Beau if you’re reading can you please move this post? Could Peggy write a sentence of ten words at most? Remind me please Nichola: when can you retire? Cait won’t you accept my ma-in-law’s the most dire? I must mention hali – she’s our own smiley queen Marion has more weblinks than you’ve ever seen! Geraldine’s mug is first class – won after five hours of toil Mundia’s questions were as hard as frozen wintry soil! Narnia loves Marillion (or obsessed it would seem) And Wolfie spends her free time supporting her team I’m running out of verses: I’ve added a few So if your name isn’t mentioned please, please don’t be blue You’re all very special – in your own different ways Helping each other through the EYFS maze So Bezza if you’re listening – will you please just take heed? Don’t make an early years Balls up – give us what we all need. More funding, higher status more time to ‘just’ play And a statutory right to the Forum each day! Bless all the forum members: especially my chums in chat ‘Til next we sit together on our virtual welcome mat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Bravo If only I read about the chicken carcass I'd have had to add another few verses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_2732 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Hear, hear! I may be rejoining you all in chat soon, now my foot has calmed down a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 They just get better and better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 My entry is twice as long as everyone else's because I'm writing for two! Maz (both Happy and Little!) I really love the Forum, I look in every day Otherwise I’d miss out on having my say! We started out as strangers, now you’re all my best mates Since we’ve shared our good fortunes and all our pet hates! So Beau if you’re reading can you please move this post? Could Peggy write a sentence of ten words at most? Remind me please Nichola: when can you retire? Cait won’t you accept my ma-in-law’s the most dire? I must mention hali – she’s our own smiley queen Marion has more weblinks than you’ve ever seen! Geraldine’s mug is first class – won after five hours of toil Mundia’s questions were as hard as frozen wintry soil! Narnia loves Marillion (or obsessed it would seem) And Wolfie spends her free time supporting her team I’m running out of verses: I’ve added a few So if your name isn’t mentioned please, please don’t be blue You’re all very special – in your own different ways Helping each other through the EYFS maze So Bezza if you’re listening – will you please just take heed? Don’t make an early years Balls up – give us what we all need. More funding, higher status more time to ‘just’ play And a statutory right to the Forum each day! Bless all the forum members: especially my chums in chat ‘Til next we sit together on our virtual welcome mat! I'm feeling left out, so I'm going to go cry in the corner and eat some chocolate. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 ill join you mre weasley - well done M fab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Did someone mention chocolate.. where are you and which corner? Thinks, now how many points in a bar of choccie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Did someone mention chocolate.. where are you and which corner?Thinks, now how many points in a bar of choccie? I'm in this corner over here!! But it's all gone sorry! (It's not really, but I'm saving it.. Hahaha) Mrs Weasley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Hrumph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Hrumph! It's all gone now, really. Might have to stat on the next one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Hrumph! Upset a moderator at your peril, MrsWeasley: they have all sorts of powers that mere mortals can only eye with awe and wonder! I'd give you my last Rolo Jacquie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_2732 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 What about me!!!!! Now what you gonna do?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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