AnonyMouse_1195 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 That's the right attitude Maz, my powers are amazing. Care to reconsider the chocolate Mrs. Weasley? A bit for Sue R might crease the wheels as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 That's the right attitude Maz, my powers are amazing. Care to reconsider the chocolate Mrs. Weasley? A bit for Sue R might crease the wheels as well! But it doesn't say Jacquie on it.. It says Mrs Weasley! (It doesn't really, but you can't know my real name ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 We should be sharing and caring. Actually I can't eat chocolate until Xmas as I've nearly earned my Christmas Star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 We should be sharing and caring. Actually I can't eat chocolate until Xmas as I've nearly earned my Christmas Star! All that fuss and you can't even eat it!? I'll save you a bit for after Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) Now what you gonna do?!! Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters! Edited December 4, 2008 by HappyMaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 Just a reminder that you still have a week to enter our December competition. So far we have 5 entries to vote for so still plenty of opportunity to win a wonderful mug or badge. Don't be bashful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Don't be bashful! Me? I'm just Dopey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_705 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) Away with the fairies No brain in my head I've done too much studying I'm off up to bed! I've missed the dear Forum and my friends on here Let's make up a Quorum and go for a beer? My husband is brilliant Of that there's no doubt He's been so supportive And he doesn't shout When there's no more undies or shirts to wear out Only hope it's all worth it Ready for the next bout? My daughter does the cooking My son does some too They're becoming quite good at it Maybe a chef or two? Me, I'll do anything So I don't have to cook Maybe I've gone too far this time Studying sure makes me crook! Edited December 7, 2008 by Deb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Let's make up a Quorumand go for a beer? Gets my vote Deb! Keep on going - it will all be worth it in the end! Here's a friend's contribution (which her dad still sings to her each year), with apologies to dog lovers everywhere:- Away in a mangle No door on the shed The windows are broken And the dog is dead! She maintains her dad owns the copyright but I'm not at all sure - think it might also be features in a Gervais Phinn book. Anyone got any ideas where it might have come from? Maz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Maz love your avator by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3735 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) Writing in rhyme takes up lots of my time I thought i would leave it and not pen a line but entries are few and far in between so thought I should help and write on this theme I already have a badge and a FSF mug thank you for both i don't mean to sound smug Please all have a go and join in the fun you too could be drinking from an FSF mug Christmas is close and I know time is short and while I have plenty I know you have not I wish you all well at this chistmas time enjoy all the fun with lots of laughter and wine Inge Edited December 7, 2008 by Inge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 Christmas really does seem to be coming towards us like a train, doesn't it! However, if you feel you need to relax and de-stress for a short time then have a go at writing a verse or two. Think of it as therapy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Well heres my go.......You did say about anything , My son although 30, still lives at home His father and I well, we don’t like to moan Girlfriends he’s had many, but wont settle down Hes frightened of churches and the bridal gown My friends all have grandchildren and I have none This great disappointment is due to my son The word commitment he doesn’t understand Any talk of grandchildren has been banned We love him unconditionally and will till the end Excepting one and all, each new lady friend I will smile very nicely and offer cake and tea While asking them the question Do they want a baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I've been thinking long and hard.. but it appears my talents only stretch to two line rhymes for christmas plays! Mrs Weasley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 well thats more than me Mrs W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 well thats more than me Mrs W To be fair, mum wrote the first line, I did the second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_14021 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 So I'm not as clever as I make myself out to be.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 So I'm not as clever as I make myself out to be.. Nobody's that clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 this came to me tonight as I printed off all 29 pages of SEF and 26 pages of guidance !!!! and I have nt even started filling it in yet!! Oh Ofsted oh Ofsted Oh what have you done? You brought in S.E.F Oh what jolly fun!!! You all seem to like it But oh how we hate All we seem to get from it Is head and hand ache We worry, we write it But oh what a chew And how would you like it? If we gave it to you !! So Ofsted please Ofsted Just let us be free To play with the children Then happier we d be !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Oh why do i have to, get out of my bed? My little sweet children, jump onto my head. They say they are hungry, but im not awake. My little sweet children, want cornflakes and cake. I get up quite slowly, I ask them to wait. My little sweet children, just hold out their plates. I love all my children, but not when they say. "Feed me, im hungry, get up, come and play." Bless all my little children, e-ven if it is, five in the morning, and i want to sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Those are all great! Mrs Weasley, perhaps your talents lay elsewhere - we can't all be blessed with a poetic streak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Great entries so far, it'll be hard to choose. The lyrics are fun and do really amuse. This comp has gone national not sure if you know but it's on the 'Wright Stuff' a day TV show. They started on Monday results are tomorrow It's our competition, who said they could borrow? Away in a Manger re-write your own styles I bet ours are better by feet and by miles the winning entry on TV by a group, will be sung lets hope it doesn't get to number 1 so who on the forum wants to be in a choir? and sing our winning entry stood around the hearth fire. I will watch Matthew Wright and check there's no cheat If I see blatant copyright I'll have to delete. (not that I would suggest any cheating on here but it's all that I could think of that rhymes and include a moderator 'power' ) Maz, I couldn't press the 'add reply' button without a sentence with 10+ words, sorry, maybe a new year resolution - or not ) Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 They've stolen our competition! Please don't ask me to sing the winning entry - everyone who knows me puts their hands over their ears at the sound of my voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Please don't ask me to sing the winning entry - everyone who knows me puts their hands over their ears at the sound of my voice. Oh Beau: there was I relying on you to be the mainstay of the Forum Karaoke group! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Oh Beau: there was I relying on you to be the mainstay of the Forum Karaoke group! I love Singstar - its just that everyone else has to suffer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I love Singstar - its just that everyone else has to suffer! Isn't that just called 'sharing the love' Beau? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 Just a reminder that tomorrow is the last date for posting entries to the competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13457 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 It's winter at pre-school and we are outdoors. The children are playing even though the rain pours. The staff are all freezing, their lips turning blue All wishing they were inside enjoying a brew. "Come on!" says the leader "Lets all play a game. We'll jump over puddles. Who cares about rain!" Then one child falls over, gets soaked to the skin. "I'll sort it!" grins the leader and rushes her in. Now there are two adults left out in the rain. The children don't bother- they play just the same. The wind starts to howl, blowing leaves from the tree And the children all chase them shrieking loudly with glee. The adults join in and they soon feel quite hot, No longer fed up and bemoaning their lot. " Can we have some bubbles?" pipes up one bright voice. "Of course" say the adults "We welcome your choice." The machine that makes bubbles soon starts to perform And bubbles galore soon drift o'er the lawn, The rain - it is stopping and here comes the sun! The children keep playing - we're ALL having FUN! This was started a while ago but I ran out of inspiration early on. Now have more time at home as I have broken my left wrist - slipping on black ice last Tuesday. My daughter tells me it is common in ladies of a certain age. I was number 7 at A&E that morning. Still I managed to get to work this afternoon and apart from doing up zips and changing nappies I can manage quite well. We finish with a party on Friday and I can't miss that! korkycat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 at what time Beau? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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