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Fsf January 2009 Competition


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In the best XFactor tradition, vote for your winner!  

64 members have voted

  1. 1. Which are the most apt or funniest abbreviations?

    • apple
      5
    • Cait
      4
    • purplewednesday1
      5
    • hali
      6
    • Geraldine
      2
    • tattybogle
      8
    • Lorna
      4
    • denisse
      7
    • HappyMaz
      10
    • mukerjee1
      1
    • MaryEMac
      2
    • Chill
      2
    • dublinbay
      2
    • Mrs Tiggy Winkle
      6
    • zlw
      16
    • beth1
      1


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Thank you for all your entries into our January competition.

 

As last month you get to choose who the winner and runner up will be. As we have quite a lot of entries (and I am struggling myself to choose a favourite xD ) I have set the poll as multiple choice. So if you are torn between a couple you can vote for both!

 

The poll will close on Friday 30th January so get voting. :o

 

I will post the entries below in 4 posts as a reminder for you.

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1. apple

 

CWDC Can't Win Decides Children

DCSF Doctrines Can Successfully Fail (reported in the TES!)

OFSTED Overly Frustrated Stressed Teachers Earily Disappear (reported in the Sunday Sport)

SALT Struth! Another Learning Target

SENCO Sees Every New Curriculum Objectively

EYPS Energetic Young Practitioners Sought (to replace the rest of us who are too expensive

and shattered!)

EYFS Every Year Further Stress

IEP Interesting Education Programs

EAL Ever Avioded Learning?

SEAD Special Education Always Diluted

 

2. Cait

 

CWDC chocolate with double calories

DCSF double cheques = significant funding!

OFSTED ordinary folk sink to extraordinary depths

SALT significantly agoraphobic little tykes

SENCO silly educationalist not commonly observed

EYPS eat your peas spoonwise

EYFS enjoy your food silently

IEP I expect perfection

EAL expert at lying

SEAD silly experts argue disreputably

 

3. purplewednesday1

 

CWDC Can’t workout dreaded curriculum

DCSF Don’t care, smallies first

OFSTED Oh fine, smallies take every decision

SALT Some are less thoughtful

SENCO Saturday Evening, Need Chablis Open

EYPS Early, yet perhaps snifter?

EYFS Evening? Yes feeling sleepy

IEP I’ve eaten plenty

EAL Eventually arrange lessons

SEAD Sleep ends all days

4. hali

 

CWDC - Cool - Winey Drink Coming

DCSF - Desperate Cat Seeks Fish

OFSTED - Oh Fiddle Sticks Tea Expected Directly

SALT - Say Alison Lots Today

SENCO - Saturday Evening - Need Comfort Offerings

EYPS - Each Year Passes Sucessfully

EYFS - Every Young Fish Swims

IEP - Icicles Envelop Penguins

EAL - Eyyyyy Alcohol Looming

SEAD - Stop! Expecting Alcohol Delivery

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5. Geraldine

 

CWDC - Chocolate with double cream

DCSF - Double cream stirred frequently

OFSTED - Oh for some toffee enriched drink

SALT- Some average length toffee

SENCO- super exquisite nice chocolate orange

EYPS- extra yummy peppermint sweets

EYFS - eternal youth fizzy sweets

IEP - internationally enchanting people

EAL- engaging and likeable

SEAD - super, exceptional, amazing drinks

6. tattybogle

 

CWDC - Cant Write, Dont Care (my Dad drives a Porsche)

DCSF - Department for Coughs,Sneezes and Flu.

OFSTED - Official Fiddlers Sent To Evoke Despair (Dedication) - depends how you're feeling!

SALT - Sweet and Lovable Teacher

SENCO - Send 'Elp Now; Child Outraged

EYPS - ???????????? working on it

EYFS - Early years Fighting Spot (between old and new teachers)

IEP - Institute (for) Extra Paper

EAL- Energetic and Lively

SEAD - ?????????????? working on it

7. Lorna

 

CWDC Complete with dangerous controls

DCSF Don’t complain, smells fine

OFSTED Off for snooze to end day

SALT Stroke all lovers tenderly

SENCO Shoot each new curriculum overboard

EYPS Every young person's saviour

EYFS Every youngster flourishes spectacularly

IEP Incredible elephants paint

EAL Envelopes - amazingly lickable

SEAD Sorry, exhausted again darling

 

8. denisse

 

CWDC - Competition Winner (or Childcare Workers) Deserves Credit

DCSF - Despairing of Council's Silly Forms

OFSTED - Offer Forum Subscribers Therapy Every Day

SALT - Sharing And Learning Together

SENCO - Spending Endless Nights on the Computer Online

EYPS - Earn Your Perfect Salary (ha, ha, ha)

EYFS - End of Year, Feeling Stressed

IEP - Irritating, Expectant Parents

EAL - Endless Assessment of Learning

SEAD - Spending Endless Amounts of Dosh (I wish)

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9. HappyMaz

 

CWDC Children’s welfare definitely championed

DCSF Double children’s services funding!

OFSTED Old friends shouldn’t treat everyone disrespectfully

SALT Shouting awfully loudly? Tactless!

SENCO Shouldn’t everyone’s needs count? Obviously!

EYPS Evidently you’re preoccupied... studying?

EYFS Everything youngsters find stimulating

IEP I encourage progress

EAL Entails added learning

SEAD So everyone’s ‘appy, darling!

 

10. mukerjee1

 

CWDC - Christmas? Welcome debt collection.

DCSF-Delegate costs somewhere far.

OFSTED- Offspring fully satisfied, total evengelical delight

SALT - Scrooge and leftover turkey

SENCO- Seasons ever new changing optimism

EYPS- Every year promises spring

EYFS- Each year fully satisfies

IEP - I embrace promise

EAL - Everyone and all

SEAD- So ends another December.

 

11. MaryEMac

 

CWDC Cross words don't count.

DCSF Double chocolate sugar frosting.

OFSTED Often feel short tempered, even desperate.

SALT Several alternate learning theories.

SENCO Sometimes everyone needs chocolate orange.

EYPS Every year paranoia starts.

EYFS Everyone yearns for security.

IEP It's experimental,people.

EAL Everyone allowed lollies.

SEAD Someone's eaten all desserts.

 

12. Chill

 

CWDC - Call when doubt comes

DCSF - Do cucumber salad frequently

OFSTED - Only fails seriously tedious educationalist do-gooders

SALT - Sad and lonely teachers

SENCO - Send everyone nice chocolate openly

EYPS - Each year perfect specimens

EYFS - Each year failing someone

IEP - I expect perfection!

EAL - Each allowed lunchtimes

SEAD - Sundays end at dinnertime (to allow for planning)

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13. dublinbay

 

CWDC - Can we drink chocolate?

DCSF - Drink chocolate so fine.

OFSTED - Over-full stomach testing exotic drinks.

SALT - Sherry and Lager together??

SENCO - Suspicion enters new core outcomes.

EYPS - Even you ponder some.

EYFS - Ever yours, feeling sober?

IEP - Idolise ethical people

EAL - Exhibit angelic leanings.

SEAD - Sell everyone a dram.

 

14. Mrs Tiggy Winkle

 

CWDC - Cried When Dealt Criticism

DCSF - Don't Children Seem Fickle?

OFSTED - Old Fools Sent To Educate? - Depressing!

SALT - Sunday And Leisure's Terminated

SENCO - Seldom Enough Nice Coffee On!

EYPS - Every Young Person's Silly

EYFS - Educationally You Fell Short!

IEP - Infants Eat Pears?

EAL - Extra Ale? Lovely!

SEAD - Some Elephants Are Dancers

 

15. zlw

 

CWDC Children Working don't Cry

DCSF Difficult children sometimes fail

OFSTED originally for support then evolved dangerously

SALT Some accidents...Lots of Tissue.

SENCO Special encouragement needed- cuddles optional

EYPS Earn your pay scale

EYFS Enabling your free space

IEP Internal extra paperwork

EAL Educating and listening

SEAD Successful educators always develop

 

16. beth1

 

CWDC - Cows Will Deliver Calves.

DCSF - Do Cows See Flies!

OFSTED - Old Fish See Tanks Eels Together.

SALT - See Ants Laughing Together.

SENCO - Speical Elephants Need Cuddles Often.

EYPS - Elephants Yell Play Sunday.

EYFS - Eels Yean For Salt!

IEP - Insect, Elephants, Panda!

EAL -Elephant And Lions.

SEAD - See Eels And Dolphins.

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reminded me of that song a few years back not sure of it's title but one of our preschool boys used to sing it all the time "Sooooooo Lonleeeeeeeeee", I'm so lonley" xD

 

My most favourite individual answer is "OFSTED originally for support then evolved dangerously", :o:(

 

Peggy

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reminded me of that song a few years back not sure of it's title but one of our preschool boys used to sing it all the time "Sooooooo Lonleeeeeeeeee", I'm so lonley" :(

My favourite 'lonely' song is the Roy Orbison classic: "only the lonely" - everyone join in: dum dum dum dummy dowaaaa"

 

Can you hear me singing Beau? xD

 

My most favourite individual answer is "OFSTED originally for support then evolved dangerously", :o:(

I absolutely 100% agree Peggy and am delighted that zlw is in the lead... :(

 

Maz

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ooooh! my goodnes!!!! I'm amazed! Confirm, confirm! So I can jump and leap about like a demented nursery manager having just spent the weekend deep cleaning and revamping a new nursery!

 

(And I'm having to stay over as I'm worried I'll get caught in snow and not be here for our first day!)

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ooooh! my goodnes!!!! I'm amazed! Confirm, confirm! So I can jump and leap about like a demented nursery manager having just spent the weekend deep cleaning and revamping a new nursery!

Two reasons to celebrate then: well done zlw (don't tell anyone but I voted for you! :o )

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Whoops! Completely forgot to do this on Saturday. :o Yes, zlw is the winner of our January competition, with HappyMaz coming in second and tattybogle in a very close third place. Well done everyone and thanks for all the entries and to those people who took the time to vote too. xD

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Congratulations zlw, well done xD and well done the runners up too. :(

 

Peggy

 

p.s. zlw, I'm intrigued, are you going to start a new topic and let us all know about your new nursery?? :o

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Thank you to everyone who voted for me! Very surprised because there were some really funny ones in there! So thank you xx

 

Peggy, I'll let you know soon- just need to get it underway and then I'll tell you more but worried about hexxing it at the mo!

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