AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I bought TEN reels of ribbon in various colours and widths ... does that make it MORE impressive? TEN I repeat TEN VARIOUS colours :wacko: AND various WIDTHS :rolleyes: I have now emerged from my dark room where I rushed for a lie down. I was so overcome with 'impressiveness' I almost passed out :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Right, THIS ISN'T FUNNY, has anyone seen my to do list? I know I put it here somewhere, one of you must have hidden it as a joke, how's a person supposed to get these jobs done if you keep on hiding my stuff? All I did was pop out to do some photocopying ...hang it I'll just have to keep searching on here for it now. Oh dear oh dearie me (said in my best serious voice) Would you like me to make a list of where to look and how to carry out the search not laughing honestly I am not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Right! That's enough procrastination and prevarication all of you! You all have a long to do list and there is only one thing for it. Create a table, order the things on your to do list, work out how long each will take, colour code it all and then come back here to report! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Right! That's enough procrastination and prevarication all of you! You all have a long to do list and there is only one thing for it. Create a table, order the things on your to do list, work out how long each will take, colour code it all and then come back here to report! oohhhh sorry miss :rolleyes: I read your message and rushed straight away to do exactly what I was told I have created a table, odered my list, worked out how long each will take AND remembered to colour code it and now I have rushed back here to hand it in :wacko: <wanders off wondering if I might get a sticker > My_to_do_list.doc Edited May 29, 2009 by Geraldine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 Right, THIS ISN'T FUNNY, has anyone seen my to do list? I know I put it here somewhere, one of you must have hidden it as a joke, how's a person supposed to get these jobs done if you keep on hiding my stuff? All I did was pop out to do some photocopying ...hang it I'll just have to keep searching on here for it now. Yeah........sorry.......I've got it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Right, THIS ISN'T FUNNY, has anyone seen my to do list? I think I saw Geraldine making it into a paper aeroplane and throwing it at sunnyday earlier, ANDERSPM. I'm afraid you might have to write a new one! Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 oohhhh sorry miss I read your message and rushed straight away to do exactly what I was told I have created a table, odered my list, worked out how long each will take AND remembered to colour code it and now I have rushed back here to hand it in <wanders off wondering if I might get a sticker :wacko: > Truly inspirational list making there Geraldine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 I think I saw Geraldine making it into a paper aeroplane and throwing it at sunnyday earlier, ANDERSPM. I'm afraid you might have to write a new one! Maz Goodness me Maz - I had picked up my gun - was just about to shoot you ...........then realised.........shock horror - it's past 3pm - have now stepped away from the weapon - you are safe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 it's past 3pm - have now stepped away from the weapon - you are safe!!! Aha! Got you! I did check and was very impressed that I lasted until 15.44 to log into the Forum and see what was happening! Got my transition report done though! Hoorah! Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Truly inspirational list making there Geraldine! Thank you kindly I hope you all find it useful and helpful. I have decided to patent the design and will be selling it at the knock down price of £5,499:99 OR for those of us who may lose things a really good deal of two for £10,000. HOWEVER, due to my generosity this valuable document will be available to FSF members totally free but for a limited period only so hurry, print yours now and tell your friends Have to go now I have an appointment with my solicitor I have been accused of making paper aeroplanes, I am distraught and of course totally innocent :wacko: <thinking my boys are probably scarred for life as my paper planes never flew very well > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 <wanders off wondering if I might get a sticker > Here you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 Oh can I have a sticker too - even if it just for trying hard - please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_15046 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I don't know what you are all taking but it's good stuff. Where did you get it and how much is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Here you are THANK YOU, can't speak, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited <off back to dark room for another lie down> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 I don't know what you are all taking but it's good stuff. Where did you get it and how much is it? Shhhh ...I'll send my supplier round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Oh can I have a sticker too - even if it just for trying hard - please! oh well ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Think I'm in need of a sticker too! 11 out 21 reports written! Off for a lie down in a darkened room now to get over it all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 oh well ok Wow - thanks - I have stuck it on my jumper - if I keep fiddling with it so that the sticky wears off will I be able to have another one or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Now that is impressive! 7 weeks to go and you've done all that already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 I think I saw Geraldine making it into a paper aeroplane and throwing it at sunnyday earlier, ANDERSPM. I'm afraid you might have to write a new one! Maz Geraldine you know you threw the aeroplane - it hit me right in the left ear - no need to involve solicitors - you need to come clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Wow - thanks - I have stuck it on my jumper - if I keep fiddling with it so that the sticky wears off will I be able to have another one or not? You are wearing a JUMPER!!!! in this heat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 oohhhh sorry miss :rolleyes: I read your message and rushed straight away to do exactly what I was told I have created a table, odered my list, worked out how long each will take AND remembered to colour code it and now I have rushed back here to hand it in :wacko: <wanders off wondering if I might get a sticker > That is just beautiful Geraldine!! I do hope you've at least managed to do 'One of those' since that should only have taken you 10 minutes. You obviously have a different colour coding than me. Mine is red for 'If I don't get that done I'm going to get fired', green for 'If I get that done I'll reward myself with 30minutes in the garden, blue for 'If I get that done hubby will be in such a good mood.....' - anyway, you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19782 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 As long as I don't get blamed for having supplied the resources to make paper aeroplane in first place I'm happy, if to do list is now in the confiscation draw, how long before I can get it back? Can only remember last item on list - "give self huge pay rise if all things completed by end of week". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 As long as I don't get blamed for having supplied the resources to make paper aeroplane in first place I'm happy, if to do list is now in the confiscation draw, how long before I can get it back? Can only remember last item on list - "give self huge pay rise if all things completed by end of week". You will have to ask Miss Beau - but she is very strict - can't see her giving it back anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 You are wearing a JUMPER!!!! in this heat? Er...yes....oh no you've guessed I am part woman - part lizard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Geraldine you know you threw the aeroplane - it hit me right in the left ear - no need to involve solicitors - you need to come clean. Oh no I didn't :wacko: :rolleyes: :unsure: and my solicitor believes me so ner ner ne ner ner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_11485 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Have read this thread with 2 simultaneous responses. 1. hysterical laughter 2. a sense of rising panic ( or a rising sense of panic?) as my mind turns to my to do list which, like Marion, too terrified to commit to paper and which I've barely made a dent in. I've done so little work this half term it's shocking. Could write you a huge list of all my cunning avoidance tactics and a second list as to why these things are actually entirely justifiable and valid ways to spend my time. Writing these two lists would also constitute an avoidance tactic, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19782 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You will have to ask Miss Beau - but she is very strict - can't see her giving it back anytime soon. You know my voice is really really whiney when I'm pleading for something - will that do any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 That is just beautiful Geraldine!! I do hope you've at least managed to do 'One of those' since that should only have taken you 10 minutes. You obviously have a different colour coding than me. Mine is red for 'If I don't get that done I'm going to get fired', green for 'If I get that done I'll reward myself with 30minutes in the garden, blue for 'If I get that done hubby will be in such a good mood.....' - anyway, you get the idea. <blushing like mad> Thank you kindly I have nearly completed 'one of those' but had to extend the timescale due to phone interruption!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 You know my voice is really really whiney when I'm pleading for something - will that do any good? That may work - if not rub your eyes a lot - if you can squeeze out a tear or two even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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