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The 2009 Children In Need Story


AnonyMouse_73

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Last update of the night.. but keep the story going, stil time to contribute

 

That day the sun rose in the

far away land of pudsey, where it

was the start of another ordinary day.

It soon became apparent that today was

a very strange day indeed .. because it

not just another ordinary day but a

wonderful exciting chance to try something new

something no one had ever tried before

All the purple pumpkin farmers noticed that

the purple pumpkins weren't purple at all

the scarecrows were behaving very strangely indeed

and nor were they pumpkins. They were

little furry yellow bears with spotty hankies

The farmers felt they should do something

about the pumpkins that weren't pumpkins so

they got out their spades and their

so they put on their wellies and

 

 

with a bandage covering their left eyes

off they went on thier adventure to

find the gifts left by the dragons

look for the colour changing thief. But

how could they solve this mystery without

packing a suitcase full of useful stuff

such as chocolate digestives and copious snuff

Who would have thought that they could

have forgotton the most important thing going

a large glass of vodka and cranberry

the left handed shiny green tin opener

to open the metal can of vodka

it was a very large bottle – hic

So they set off on their journey

in a tardis with Yummy David Tennant

and the scarf weilding Mr Tom Baker

offf to a far away land where

went to find a few thound Alien

things with spotty bandannas on their heads

shaped potato snacks morris dancing to the

singing a fundraising song by Peter Kay

 

latest Jedward hit with Louis Walsh lookalikes

Their journey only took them a few

days and they saw the most amazing

short hours, travelling with buckets in hand

giant moo cows who were starting to

Pudsey Bear lookalikes who were wearing yellow

dance to fame with the one show and

jump over the sun, moon and stars

holding hands with the legendary Terry Wogan

Meanwhile, back on the farm the purple

pumpkins were harvested, the farmer cooked them

everyone ate purple pumpkin soup with yello

all 5000 tons, to produce a gloop

a gloopy mix to splat the fundraisers

at BBC studio's, but where have the

all over the foundation stage forum

pudsey bears journeyed to? All ten arrived

yes Beth, hiding in the forum, but

'Haha' said the wicked witch as she

blasted the bear into the air using

popped up from behind a purple pumpkin

one bear down and nine to go

 

When they got to the faraway land

one of the farmers suddenly realised that

they had not watered the purple pumpkins

and the purple pumpkins would start to

that were neither purple nor pumpkins. In

all he had was a some vodka

and they had all withered to become

shrivel which would be a disaster because

he gave it to the pumpkin aliens

who eat them and turned into a

drank it and began to follow the

a huge purple vodka jelly yum yum

Suddenly there was a loud terrifying thunderclap

and all the pumpkins began to move

to the middle of the field and

up and up and up the long

drank lots of lovely red, red wine

winding road to the huge grey castle

wibbling wobbling and shaking until they fell

where the air was full of dark

into the dark dark spooky forest where

 

guarded by a huge yellow bear with

fee fii fo fumm i smell the

goo of a purple pumkin squished up

cranberry in the vodka and pumkin jelly

The big yellow bear stamped his feet

the ground gave way tipping him into in to a large sink hole of

red wine and chocolate sauce running down

vodka jelly red wine and peanuts – yum

and cheese and crackers and wine and

Too much vodka jelly caused the poor old

alien to run back to the planet

farmer to wobble and wobble and wobble

not forgetting to put on his hyperspace

and write a message on cybernet saying

don't go to planet earth because they

Help - they have completely lost the plot

they've wrecked it. They certainly

will put you in a pot and

 

boil you up like purple pumpkins and

boil you for several hours until you

certainly didn't this coming - oh my goodness

wibble and wobble after too much to

turn you into purple kebabs to eat

at 2am on the way home from

Strictly Come Dancing, they fell over a

large carrot which a farmer had dropped

a very large pink spotted mushroom drooping

with the strain of modern day life

the farmers suddenly forgot to water the

strange crops but they all survived because

of the magic dust that had been

of wonderful Pudseys magic powers. He jumped

straight into a large bowl of soup

and took a deep breath and then

put on thier funny

snorkle and flippers

and dived right to the bottom of

a very, very, very, big bowl of

a bowl of custard which Maz had

cooked especially for the occassion, in case

a very funnny odd loooking Terry Wogan

And then, suddenly a huge, huge spider

dropped down on a long silk thread

fell from the ceiling and landed, plop

into a large, sticky puddle of honey

Oh deary me, I really dont think

 

that was clever thought the spider but

it got rid of that Wogan bloke

The spider carefully pulled each leg out

until he didnt have any left. Oops

and cursed that steve for making honey

who in turn blamed the bees! Obviously

the deep blue wavy bubbly wobbly sea

 

 

 

And please donate to Children in need if you havent already. And if you have, muchly thanks

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