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Hi all

 

My son told me the following 2 very silly jokes today and they made me smile so I thought I'd share them and maybe if any of you have any suitably silly offerings then post them here, you can never have enough laughs and smiles in my humble opinion xD:D:o

 

What goes oooooooooooooooooooo?

 

A cow with no lips :(

 

How do you get two whales in a car?

 

Along the M4 and across the Severn bridge :(

 

Hope they make you smile too

 

Sue

Posted

Love the cow one :D:D

 

Not a joke but when I picked my grandson up for preschool yesterday he leaned his neck toward me and said,

" Nanny, can you smell my dads perfume, when I get to preschool the girls will want to kiss me, but I don't want their germs" :o He's only 3.

 

(Must admit though, I don't think much of dad's taste in aftershave)

 

Peggy

Posted

Reminds me of an old favourite:

 

Where do you to go weigh a pie?

 

Somewhere over the rainbow....

 

Maz

Posted

My eldest told me this when he was about 3, he loved the skeleton stories.

 

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?"

 

"because he had no body to go with"

Posted

ok if we are going down this route, the only joke i can ever remember because im usless is.........................................

 

 

 

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?????????

 

 

do-you-think-he-saw-us

 

 

sorry girls...and boys :D:D:D:D

Guest doohanok5
Posted

What game do cows play at parties????

 

 

Moooooosical chairs

 

 

What do cats eat for breakfast????

 

 

Mice Krispies

Posted

Sorry but I still smile at the elephant jokes especially what does an elephant do when it's stuck in a tree?

 

Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn :o

 

 

Years ago I must have driven my mum mad by saying would you like £14 (and of course every time she said yes!) and I promptly gave her a pebble or bit of gravel and said 14 pounds in one stone!!

Posted

How do you catch a squirrel?

 

Climb up a tree and act like a nut...

 

 

How many ears did Davey Crocket (sp?) have?

 

Answer:3 - a left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier!

Posted

One little girl always tells the same joke, usually when we're sitting down for snack:-

 

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

 

Because it wasn't peeling very well.

 

Boom! Boom!

 

Maz

Posted

Here's one very popular joke with four year olds....

 

Why did Tigger put his paw down the toilet?

 

Because he was looking for Pooh...

Posted

Thats what I call a real groaner!!!!!!!

 

But they will love it.

Posted

Sorry Rea, will try to redeem myself:-

 

What's brown and sticky?

 

A stick.

Posted

:oxD:( Thank you, thank you. I'd forgotten Sue was technically challenged too, I feel almost normal now. :D

 

Joke :-

Barber - would you like a hair cut sir?

Mna - No, I'd like all of them cut.

 

 

Joke:- What was the tortoise doing on the motor way?

1 mile an hour.

 

Joke:-

What has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you?

A snooker table.

Posted

Sniff! :o

 

Well, at least we've a sense of humour!! xD:(

 

But Carol, I can nearly do things, now I've got Windows xp and a computer that can do the washing, ironing and wake me up in the morning....... :(:( :wacko:

 

Sue :D

Posted

Sue R

 

I'm fortunate enough to have a man to do all that for me...

 

Maz

Posted

That's what I like to hear, Sue, such unconditional love!

 

Tip for a happy relationship: tamper with a woman's internet at your peril!!

 

Maz

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Posted

Hi guys

 

Try this one, made me laugh

 

Two tourist driving in Wales stop at a place called Llanhyfryddawellenhynfolybarudgogollan for lunch. One guy asks the waitress "before we order could you please pronounce where we are very slowly"

 

 

The girl leans over and says "Burr-gurr-king"

 

 

Sue :D:o:DxD

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