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Here's a joke my seven year old son told me

 

Knock Knock

 

Who's there?

 

Boo!

 

Boo Who?

 

You don't have to cry it's only a joke.

 

Well it made me laugh at the time

 

Carolann xD:o:D

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I saw this joke on another web site, it made me giggle cos I've got an ex sister in law who's blonde... xD

 

A man is in a pub and sitting next to him is a blonde woman. They are both watching the news on TV. The report is showing a man on the ledge of a tall building and he's threatening to jump. Ambulance, police, media and a whole crowd of people are watching. The blonde woman turns to the man and says ' Do you think he'll jump?' 'Yes' says the man. 'I bet you he doesnt' replies the blonde. 'Ok' says the man '£20 on it'. They shake hands and then watch as the man jumps off the ledge. The blonde hands over £20, but the man gives it back, explaining 'I cant take your money, I saw this report on the 5 o'clock news'. 'So did I' repiles the blonde 'But I didnt think he'd do it again'. :o:D

 

 

 

 

I send my appologises to all blondes reading this.

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Reminds me of one of my ex-students (lovely long, wavy reddish brown hair) with a t-shirt that said "please speak slowly: I'm a natural blonde".

 

How about this from one of our Easter leavers:-

 

Where do you take a wasp when its poorly?

 

To waspital.

 

Maz

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