AnonyMouse_3735 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 do you mean to tell me that in 'the room' Simon Cowell, is dressed as Miss Whiplash taming lions singing 'The Winner Takes it All' Where is Mick the pick when you need him... got a hair pin here.. willing to give it a go.. but not done his for a very long time now.. get the cameras ready.. this could be one for the papers... Inge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Sadly - I think it's bolted from the inside - we're going to need a ladder I think, go in through the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3735 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 so who is going to call the fire brigade for help.. think we will need a very long ladder for this one.. and a hunky fireman would be a fun diversion.. Inge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 and a hunky fireman would be a fun diversion.. Inge Oh can I hold his ladder.......oh please.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Oh dear, tears in my eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3735 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 sorry all.. will be busy this evening so unable to help with all the sorting before Dublinbay gets back tomorrow.. I called the fire brigade and a very nice fireman came to help out.. trouble was we became a bit preoccupied and forgot all about that room... I did finish cleaning the jacuzzi though.. good luck with that stain on the sofa.. not sure what it is but will take a bit of cleaning to get it out... and Thanks to Dublinbay.. had a great 2 weeks... now off for a night out... where is that fireman? Inge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 HAHA Sunnyday and I have fireman! Thanks for cleaning the jacuzzi - it works much better now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19782 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Well Dublinbay, I've seen them all off the premises at last, I'm afraid one of the peacocks has escaped from the grounds, but at least the grand staircase looks like new. Should any firemen remain, please just send them back on their way. We had a lovely time again this year, thanks for the "lends". By the way, thanks for the Tesco delivery, we have reciprocated and made sure you are well stocked up for a couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19733 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Shush, urm...is she back yet? I hope you lot have left things as you found them after all the shananagins (? spelling) that I have seen going on here. I Hope you had a good holiday Dublinbay, back to reality now. BMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Sorry - just popped back - left a flipper and my goggles somewhere ................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Well Dublinbay, I've seen them all off the premises at last, I guess someone thought it funny to lock me in the wardrobe I was only in there trying to make dublinbay's clothes look as though they haven't been touched But all is well as I had my mobile in my pocket and I have now left the premises - couldn't resist one last slide down the grand staircase bannister though - I think i broke the land speed record Three cheers for dublinbay Hip Hip ................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 As long as you didn't break the newel post as well ........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19782 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 If this creeping back keeps up I shall have to let the dogs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Guinea pigs all fed and watered with fresh bedding and I caught the cockatoo and it's back in the aviary. Now where is that flipper? anyone seen it - I need it to get home, it's still raining in Cumbria! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 (edited) . Now where is that flipper? anyone seen it - I need it to get home, it's still raining in Cumbria! Ah! is it a pink one by any chance? As I left yesterday I caught a glimpse of something pink on top of the garage roof - I know the game of frisbee got a bit raucous last Thursday and lots of other things were used as well as Pander's frisbee. Just a thought but if you have no luck my canoe and oars survived and are still on my roof rack - you are vey welcome to borrow them to paddle back home - just let me know Edited August 2, 2010 by Geraldine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Three cheers for dublinbay Hip Hip ................. Hooray! Dublinbay thank you so much - we have had a great time......hope you had a lovely holiday........will you be taking a winter break at all? Pssst........Sven is in the Summer House - enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8623 Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 Well...........as I walked through my front door the first thing I noticed was the newel post on the end of the bannister was drooping over to one side. I quickly straightened it before hubby saw it. I'll attack it with superglue when he goes back to work. I also noticed some splinters on the bannisters........Geraldine I hope you didn't get too many in your under-carriage as you went for the land speed record!! I must say the place looks spick and span.......you lot would get jobs as cleaning ladies and lads if the big O were to get too much for you and you wanted to change carreers. The guinea pigs wouldnt come out of their cage..........I wonder why? Oh and by the way Cait, the cockatoo is most definately not mine.....never seen it before in my life and it makes a hell of a rackct at 5 a.m. Shall I send it on to you? We had to call the police last night to report a rather unsavoury character lurking around. He insisted he was hired by a bunch of madwomen to pick the lock on one of our rooms. Honestly, the things people will say.....the only thing I saw him pick was his nose. He's now a guest of her Majesty while awaiting a psych evaluation. As I say the house looks great.....I won't need to clean it for a while now....thanks guys. Sunnyday, I will be nipping over to Dublin for a long weekend on the 12th but alas will be leaving hubby and children behind. Maybe next year.....! Hope you all enjoyed yourselves. xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19782 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Great to have you back Dublinbay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19733 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 (edited) Hi Dublinbay Say hello to the "home country" for me while you are there then please, cheers BMG Edited August 2, 2010 by BMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Glad you are back safely - yes Geraldine, the pink flipper was up there so I didn't need the canoe this time, thanks all the same. Cockatoo's not mine, just sing to it for a bit or put on your Rolling Stones album and it'll have a good 'bop' - it'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3735 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Glad you had a good holiday and to see you back again... and that the house was left in a clean and tidy state... Inge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8623 Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 Cockatoo's not mine, just sing to it for a bit or put on your Rolling Stones album and it'll have a good 'bop' - it'll be fine. My Rolling Stones album had something sticky on it (dread to think what that was!) so I put my Bay City Rollers greatest hits on instead. Haven't seen the cockatoo since......thanks Cait. BMG - I'll be sure to give your regards to the 'home country' in every pub I visit!!!! It's nice to be back........thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I put my Bay City Rollers greatest hits on instead. Haven't seen the cockatoo since......thanks Cait. It's here - just having the tartan scarf removed from its leg - you want that back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_11396 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I don't think i will ever recover! me thinks it was swinging from your chandelier that did it, but the jacuzzi was lovely cheers Dublinbay hope you had a nice time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 It's here - just having the tartan scarf removed from its leg - you want that back? See - told you that you would never get away with leaving that cockatoo at dublinbays - after all it is a 'homing' cockatoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Well it was worth a try, thought she could look after it whilst I'm away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1999 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I also noticed some splinters on the bannisters........Geraldine I hope you didn't get too many in your under-carriage as you went for the land speed record!! ...... just home from casualty and feeling rather sorry for myself, doctor kindly put the 17 splinters in a little jar as a keepsake - sorry about wonky newel post Oh and welcome home from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8623 Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 It's here - just having the tartan scarf removed from its leg - you want that back? What?.......the scarf, the leg or the bird itself?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 any or all of the above! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Right, have you all got your flippers, snorkels, kagouls, wetsuits whatever packed ready to look after mine for a week? The orchard should be fine unless there's a high wind, then you'll just have to put up with apples all over the path. The garden railway you can play with, I'll not leave you a timetable, you can set those as you wish. Neighbours dog has 'gone to a better place' so you won't have that to contend with. I'll leave the loppers and pruning saw in the greenhouse in case anyone feels like attacking the shrubbery. Help yourself to the fruit and veg growing. Tumble dryer's in the garage. It's a bungalow so there's no banister I'm afraid. Wine rack is stocked and there's a cupboard full of 'nibbles'. Anything else you need? There seems to be a navy gathering over the road - someone's birthday and 'the gang's all here' so you should have plenty of company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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