AnonyMouse_73 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Here we go then. The longest Limerick thread. Can we beat our previous best of 269 posts. Can we do better? Of course we can!! There are a few rules: Please add a whole verse if you can No bad language you can pledge if you wish per verse, or a lump sum to Children in need you dont have to donate but it would be great if you can. Add as many times as you like but please only one verse per post. There will be a few FSF 'spot' prizes so lets see how we get on. Here's the opening verse, courtesy of JacquieL It’s a fun day so we’d like to plead That we all try to do a good deed. We know that we’re dotty, So lets all go spotty, And raise money for Children in Need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 And here is the lovely Sue's contribution Every year there is Children in Need And the mods have a fine time indeed This year they're all spotty And bound to send you dotty But great fun you must all concede thanks Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I ‘d like to donate a 10p For everyone who can see Their way to join in, And make us all grin And fill all those children with glee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 So here's my effort....... Forum folk now take heed Tis time for Children In Need For a night full of fun With Maz, Jac, Beau and Mun Woo - very exciting indeed! ( apologies jacquie and mundia for taking liberties with your names! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_6361 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 and here is my attempt at a limerick. There was a young bear called pusdey, Who decided to be a little dotty! He wore a spotty Bandana, And jumped up and down on a banner. Telling the Foundation Stage Fourm to get theyr money out for me and don't be soo dotty! Ah well at least I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Now Sunnyday I’d like to say That I’m glad that you’ve got us underway, We don’t mind our names Being altered or changed, As long as the members will pay! I don’t expect you all to donate on here by the way but it rhymed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_705 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Please don't think me a thug But I REALLY WANT an FSF mug! It's just one of those prizes Doesn't matter what your size is You get a Foundation Stage Forum 'group hug'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I went to the shops earlier today It really wasn't much out of my way. I watched the children sing and dance They happened to be there, just by chance. I then bumped into Pudsey Bear Sitting in his spotty chair, He didn't have a lot to say But I wanted to help help in some small way. Then I saw the bucket to drop in my money Now I'm watching it on the tele, well it is quite funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 There once was a bear called Blush(er) Who went to a wedding in Russia When she got there A bear showed her her chair And then she had a crush on the usher! Okay, this is the combined effort from our family. I think we all need a lie down now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Debs how can we ignore Such a plea and such an implore. Hugs to you on this day So a mugs on it’s way But please don’t ask for any more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_6361 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Ok I haven't wrote this but my friend who I am chatting to did this one. Pudsey is the bear who cares, With a spotty bandana, a heart of gold, and a... he waits for a your donation from all the nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 There’s singing, there’s dancing and rhyme And we’ve all had a really great time We’ve been in our pyjamas Eating cheese and bananas And we’ve set up a Pudsey Bear shrine (this is a little easier than the quiz!! lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_705 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Well dear friends, I'm over the moon In fact, quite ready to swoon My mug I will treasure for ever and ever, Am off to 'donate' real soon! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Our Tel's on the telly Makes me laugh from my belly Not too sure about Tess But she's got a nice dress Both give the fundraising some wellie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I've been to the pub for a half Saw some friends new and old for a laugh We chatted and giggled, Had some hugs and some sniffles While my tea in the oven was frazzled!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 McFly's Harrys been dancing He's been leaping and prancing Kylie's been singing Donations are winging To add to the total - enhancing That last line was a bit desperate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I know that feeling sunnyday. You get so far and then think, help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I have to admit not watching Old pudsy and pals this evening 'Cos on bbc2 The Welsh, (wearing Blue)? Are about tp beat Fifi but closely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_6361 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Right its time to open chat for a right good laugh all in aid of Pusdey who wants us to raise money for children in need. Ok even worse this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Oh Wales! You drew at the last The fijians showed they had guts Its a shame but you see At the last they played best Better luck with the kiwis next week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_6361 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Well the chat room is open but everyones sloping off, is everyone dotty or a little spotty cuz they are not noticed the chat room is open for laughter! Ok I admit it I am rubbish at limericks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I thought I had no tears left A week of sad soaps has left me bereft but a few hours of fab kids (sorry dont usually use that word but its fits better than children) has opened my lids (as in eyes) and I realise that our nation is the best Ok its late and I've had a busy week - but I tried!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_6361 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Whilst we wait for maz to open the chat raz lets fill this thread and have a good laugh at people trying to make at making limerick. Ok I give this in as a bad job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 (edited) Pudsey is a yellow bear His scarf is rather spotty He's tryng to get a load of dosh Lets help make children happy Edited November 19, 2010 by Rea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 No bad ones Beh, they're all great, its all about the having fun and raising money. Ive only coughed up a couple of quid so far, so come on chaps, keep on keeping on. c'mon chaps give us yer verse get your money from your purse a quid'll do or maybe two you really can't do any worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I have to go to bed now The ale has gone to work Its made me rather tired But this task I shall not shirk The money will go to the bank To help the kiddywinks Goodnight to all who stayed and To the mods I give 'my thanks'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Woo! - been watching Take That Last year those lads had a ball They performed at the Royal Albert Hall So wish I could have been there To raise funds with our favourite bear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Mastermind for pudsey Bear All sitting in the big black chair, Who will get the highest score And get to shake Pudsey's paw. Not good, but trying hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Dipped into the jungle lair With my favourite Geordie pair The celebs are so game None proving too lame Ah hello, Jenny Eclair! (good old Sky + - this is multi-tasking taken to extremes here - catching up on the 'jungle', limerick writing (well attempts anyway) and popping on here to post!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Trying hard is fine! Keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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