AnonyMouse_30128 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 the news is gloomy and grey monday morning is on the way no more can i talk nor take dog for a walk cos tomorrow's a working day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 These are just getting better and better. Keep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_30128 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 there once was a limerick wrote it really was more of a note to raise money and cash then to bed i must dash before we all miss the boat! (ooh dear they are getting dodgy now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_30128 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 sixty four limericks gone only two hundred and five to be done so get writting real quick for those children who are sick before the bang on the gong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Sponsored waxes, head shaves and bean baths Raises money and smiles and many laughs For children in need A great cause, yes indeed Year after year lots of maths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Another great year's passed us by Tears of sadness and laughter we've cried But here on this forum From night through to mornin' We're here for each other, why, oh why? To help each and every one through Each day whether its red green or blue Through the good times and bad The happy and sad We here for each other, its true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I’d like to say thank you to all Who have tried on this thread to enthrall And give children some money Being sad, being funny And I hope that you’ve all had a ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 We’ll be judging the rhymes soon enough I know the competitions quite tough I’ll try to be fair I’ll recognise flair With luck you’ll receive lots of stuff. Thanks everyone who has helped to keep this thread going. We haven't broken any records this year, but we have raised some money for Children in Need. I will double the money plus £5 a friend has given me knowing what I have been doing this this weekend. Thanks again. We'll announce the prizes soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_30128 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 thanks to jacquie L and the gang for giving the children in need a big hand we will all take a bow and hope not to row when the prizes are sent round the land! :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 The funny thing about limericks is once you get going with the rhythm you start thinking in limericks all the time. Odd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3735 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 its a shame more did not join us although we made such a fuss there are prizes to win and not a dusty bin but pens, pads and a foundation stage mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 There once was an internet forum Whos members were full of decorum Until one went away Then they all went to play In the hot tub she had in the garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 (edited) The EY saints worked with the children To some it was only play But they worked on their knees While trying to please Mrs Ofsted, who turned up one day. Edited November 22, 2010 by Rea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 (edited) Some pants were wet upon the floor The trousers in a pile The teacher was at her wits end The day had been most vile. They'd painted all the windows And glued the classroom fish To paper plates and stickle bricks And left them in the sink. The room it was in uproar The 2 TAs had fled The shelving was all empty A doll had lost its head. The children were all hiding Beneath the role play den They promised to each other Not to bring their parents again. (Not a limerick but I had some words in my head) Edited November 22, 2010 by Rea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 The funny thing about limericks is once you get going with the rhythm you start thinking in limericks all the time. Odd! I really don't know what you mean You're just talking nonsense it seems I'm sure that the rhyme Has vanished this time I think you're just overly keen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Brilliant Rea! Not bad from you either Beau! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Well you seemed to manage it Beau, Your limerick rhymed and scanned, too. Much better than mine But maybe in time I'll be as good at this business as you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I hoped that my brain would churn out a few But alas it seemed to be a ta-do But still I have time To make something rhyme Before I tend to my winter stew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I came upon two men from up north Both hairy and lary and why-eye Bikers they are Serving dishes from afar And if they can cook.. so can I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Theres nowt going on in the kitchen The carpets are covered in bits The windows are not really see through I've not fed the cats or ferrets. Instead I'm thinking of ditties To post in aid of the bear This effort will have to be it though Or we'll not have a thing fit to wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Judging this was really hard as everyone did so well. There were some brilliant limericks and also a few clever poems as well, so thank you everyone. Two members tied in first place for the most limericks, Gingerbreadman and Finlaysmaid with 7 each. Rea has added one after we finished and now has 7 as well. She has in fact added more rhymes since as have one or two others. The winners are as follows: Best Limerick ....Gingerbreadman Post 66 - cheque and pen Best Pudsey limerick …Bridger Post 38….FSF mug Most limericks from a recently joined member ..... Finlaysmaid - badge and book Best ‘better late than never’ poster..Rea… pen and pad Early poster random prize ..Debs…. mug If you wish to add more limericks now the official competition is over, then feel free to do so. You never know there may be a few FSF pads going as spot prizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Many congratulations to the winners Their efforts were better than hot dinners Commiserations to the rest Who all did their best Though you were all limerick beginners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 You've added a limerick Beau (Boo) But Mods are excluded (that's you!) From winning a prize Unless in disguise. I'd have wanted one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_11396 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I'm smiling from ear to ear And will drink my tea with good cheer So thank you to all, it's been quite a ball And will feel ten feet tall till next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 (edited) I'm very proud to hear and grinning from ear to ear a Foundation Stage pen top marks out of ten and I'll see you all here next year!! Thanks to the team for entertaining threads - will need to swot up for next years quiz though and will still be looking for Mundia's Pudsey's!!! Is it OK to donate the cheque to Children in Need please? Edited November 23, 2010 by gingerbreadman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 That would be a wonderful gesture and I'm sure that can be arranged. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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