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In The Spirit Of Rednose Day


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In the spirit of the fast approaching Rednose Day I have decided to share some witty one liners / play on words with you. I must confess I can take no credit for these, they come from a friend of mine and they made me laugh.....I particularly like the ones which use a play on words!

 

Anyways, if a few of you add some more witty one liners over the next few days too I will donate £20 to Comic Relief on Friday.

 

I went to a pub this evening called the Fiddle. It was awful. In fact it was a vile inn.

 

When I was at school, the kids used to throw gold bars at me. I was a victim of bullion.

 

Be back soon with more :o

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this one I is in local toilets.

 

on back wall is a sign.. Duel flush toilets.... hand written on it is.. fight you for it........

 

 

and they keep removing the sign only to replace with another spelt the same way and the graffiti is then added again... been happening 2 years so far... am wondering when someone will realise

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