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In The Spirit Of Rednose Day


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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

 

After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

 

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

 

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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An elevator operator kept calling every boy as 'Son'. Once a rude teenager tried to talk him back and said, "Do remember that I am NOT your son and YOU are NOT my father." The operator calmly said, "I brought you up, didn't I?"

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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had to have this read to me 3 times before i got it:

 

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

 

This made him .... A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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had to have this read to me 3 times before i got it:

 

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

 

This made him .... A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

Brilliant, but got that first time! :o

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