AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Hi all As some of you already know - I have a very elderly mum (nearly 90) - mum has always loved tennis especially Wimbledon....the following is the conversation I had with her at lunchtime..... Me:Did you enjoy the tennis yesterday mum? Mum: Oh yes, Tim Murray did well Me: Andy, mum Mum: That's what I said Me: Get outta here mum, next you'll be telling me that Robert Federer is playing today Mum: Well he is :( I thought that was funny enough.......however she has just rung to say..."I told you Federer was playing, honestly dear I sometimes wonder about you! :wacko: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19782 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Didn't he lose a thrilling match to Roger Nadal recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Didn't he lose a thrilling match to Roger Nadal recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 bless her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 priceless! You've got to love her haven't you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_11396 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Don't you just want to hug them, squeeze them, do everything to please them, how fantastic . By the way did James McEnroe play today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Don't you just want to hug them, squeeze them, do everything to please them, how fantastic .By the way did James McEnroe play today. Nah........he stopped playing about the same time as Bjork Borg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Martina Lavatory-lover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Martina Lavatory-lover? Remind me now.......did she come from the same country as Ivan Handle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 And who could forget Evonne Goola..... (no let's not go there!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Just Brilliant!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 So Tim's through and I so enjoyed Boris Johnson's commentary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 chortle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I like watching the Williams sibling play.....you know Kenneth & Robbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 I like watching the Williams sibling play.....you know Kenneth & Robbie Honestly Sue everyone knows it's Serena and Pluto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Doh.....silly me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Oh no - poor Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 just heard it on the news!! Whatever will your Mum think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 just heard it on the news!! Whatever will your Mum think She'll be OK now that Tim's through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Tim? isn't it Tom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Tim? isn't it Tom? No, no def. Tim and now he has to play Raffia Needle.....which is a bit of a worry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No, no def. Tim and now he has to play Raffia Needle.....which is a bit of a worry Well I am very disappointed Murray Mint has to play Ruffles Noodle cos I can't stand watching the Spaniard.....without meaning to sound coarse....I can't bear the way he is always picking his bottom....it is so unsightly and really annoys me. You would think someone who has earned the money he has and has sponsors lining up would be able to afford a comfortable piece of underwear And while I am moaning about the tennis I can no longer watch the ladies tennis.....since when has it been necessary to grunt and moan with every single shot played......drives me insane So Minty boy better get through to the finals so I can watch him or else. Sue Grumpy from Lewes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I thought Michael Fish was looking much better since he stopped reading the weather. Shame he didnt win really, a minty fish semi would have been interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I thought Michael Fish was looking much better since he stopped reading the weather. Shame he didnt win really, a minty fish semi would have been interesting. I think the trouble for Fishy was it was a Wednesday and he is obviously a Tuesday boy - see if you clever bods can work that one out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 I think the trouble for Fishy was it was a Wednesday and he is obviously a Tuesday boy - see if you clever bods can work that one out Sue there is no end to your linguistic talents......French as well as Italian - excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueFinanceManager Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Sue there is no end to your linguistic talents......French as well as Italian - excellent! Ohh you are too clever or I wasn't cryptic enough.......must be more devious in future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Sue there is no end to your linguistic talents..... Sadly, there is no beginning to mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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