Gone with the wind!

[AnonyMouse_1469]

OH HELP!!! I have a child who regularly ( and i MEAN regularly..........like, every 10 minutes!) drops a small surprise, in the form of a silent but deadly passing of wind. It's like having Pepe Le Pew and his thousand siblings in the building........what to do, other than buying an army surplus WW2 gas mask for everyone??????????????? :blink: :huh:

[AnonyMouse_19762]

Oooh - I had one like that many moons ago - we just lived with it - but I really wondered what his family fed him on :blink:

[AnonyMouse_19782]

Buy him a kite

[AnonyMouse_13457]

If it's really bad did you know that a lit match will disperse odour? We had a family who ate a lot of fruit and the children reacted that way too! It's amazing what you can get used to.

korhycat

[AnonyMouse_8282]

We have two of those at the moment - luckily they both only do two (same day) mornings.

[AnonyMouse_6361]

Ah the fragrant wind problem maybe they need the toilet. When it happens in class we suggest to the culprit to visit the toilet. Not sure what else you can do.

[AnonyMouse_3307]

He could be actually constipated? He might still be gong to the loo but be constipated as well.

CX

[AnonyMouse_22106]

OH HELP!!! I have a child who regularly ( and i MEAN regularly..........like, every 10 minutes!) drops a small surprise, in the form of a silent but deadly passing of wind. It's like having Pepe Le Pew and his thousand siblings in the building........what to do, other than buying an army surplus WW2 gas mask for everyone??????????????? :blink: :huh:

 

Buy him a kite

After having a moan on some other posts this has really made me chuckle - thank you!