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Nothing to do with school work - does anyone agree with this?

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> >DEFINITION OF A BBQ

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> > It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to

> >do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

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> > 1) The woman goes to the shops.

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> > 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.

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> > 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with

> >the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is

> >lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

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> > 4) The man places the meat on the grill.

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> > 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

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> > 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks

> >her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the

> >situation.

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> > 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

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> > 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

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> > 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

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> > 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

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> > 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon seeing

> >her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing Some Women!

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