Guest Posted June 4, 2006 Posted June 4, 2006 Nothing to do with school work - does anyone agree with this? > > > > > >DEFINITION OF A BBQ > > > > It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to > >do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: > > > > 1) The woman goes to the shops. > > > > 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. > > > > 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with > >the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is > >lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. > > > > 4) The man places the meat on the grill. > > > > 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. > > > > 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks > >her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the > >situation. > > > > 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. > > > > 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. > > > > 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > > > > 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. > > > > 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon seeing > >her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing Some Women! Quote
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted June 4, 2006 Posted June 4, 2006 Spot on! Been there, done that and worn the t-shirt. Now what shall we write on the t-shirt? Quote
AnonyMouse_79 Posted June 4, 2006 Posted June 4, 2006 yes but in this house its tradition for dad to do the cooking on Fathers day and give us all a bbq, so shant complain too much! Quote
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