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Children In Need; The Fsf Longest Thread....2


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as the children just wouldn't stop flying

to get them down the teacher was trying

why are you flying?

quck float down here

but teacher we can't our shoelaces need tying

 

( something I spend my whole day doing!!!)

 

Peggy

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Wogans on the tele

So is Pudsey bear

Raising lots of money

For charities that care.

 

News readers and students

Dancing, shaving heads,

Sitting in a bath of beans

Screaming while waxing legs.

 

Folk from many places

Joining in the fun

Loads of others being sensible

Posting on Steve's forum.

 

:D

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478+ have viewed this thread

if everyone had added a line

the forum aim would be just fine

a limerick only needs 5 lines

but not sure if it has to rhyme??? :o

 

Peggy

 

Pudsey Bear, well he's a star

how I wonder where you are

Up in TV filming land

A custard pie is in his hand

Will he throw it near or far?

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There once was a strange girl called Lottie

Whose bedroom was really quite grotty

There were pants on the bed

with a pong overhead

It was so bad it smelt like a potty

 

Definitely time to send my son to bed!

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as terry was reading our poem

in came pudsey and said lets get going

we dont wanna be late

its already past 8

????????????????

 

 

and I really should be back hoem (home!!)

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There once was a lady called Hali

Who could barely see the tele

The screen was a blur

'Cos she'd had more than her share

So now there's not one but two Pudseys.

:D:D Couldnt resist Hali :o

 

 

:(:(:( :wacko:

 

Forum members don't stop

writing limericks, what a lot

some make sense

and others confuse

but best of all

they do amuse :D

 

Peggy

 

Pudsey Bear, well he's a star

how I wonder where you are

Up in TV filming land

A custard pie is in his hand

Will he throw it near or far

 

re did it so it gets counted xD

 

Peggy

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There once was a lady called Beau

Who really did have to go

She does like her wine

I'm not sharing "It's mine"

Her cheeks are beginning to glow

 

 

I think the wine is beginning to have an effect on the 'limericks'!

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hic, hic, pudsey has had one too many

I think he has to go spend a penny

he got there in time

didn't fall in the slime

and met his best friend who's called Jenny

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