Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There were 50 Pudsey Bears jumping on the bed one fell down and bumped his head Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said No more Pudseys jumping on the bed............................. ( sorry couldn't resist ) Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There were 49 Pudsey's Jumping on the bed One fell off And bumper his head Wogan called the Dr. And the Dr. said 'No more Pudsey's jumping on the bed..... You beat me to it. Peggy snap come on who's next- can't post straight away as they join into one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Good morning, I hope you all had A night that was good and not bad I am ready to start On our work of art For more verses are needed to add Okay, not great but it is still early for me on a Saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There was a young primary teacher Who went on this forum to meet yer But she's broken-hearted Cos the limerick she's started Doesn't quite work out despite all her efforts on the meter Sorry folks tried my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 48 Pudsey's Jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said No more Pudseys jumping on the bed............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 If you're not quite sure what to do And you're scared of starting a verse new Then have a rethink Just click on my link And soon you'll be joining in too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_79 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 And Mundia, with passion, she came so things would not stay the same, some money was raised and everyone praised Pudsey and friends in the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_2732 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Poor Pudsey the bear was in much need of cheering " Bill Bryson's in Loughborough!" came to his hearing Later, uplifted, homeward bound for an evening with Muse, Rain and hail, M1's closed! What to do? Alas and alack!! Risked mean A6 cameras all the way back. (Ok, so as poetry of any kind it's rubbish! But that was my day. We made it by the skin of our teeth, Awesome, dude!!) I see you've all been very busy - well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There once was a lady called Jacquie Who's ideas on teaching were quite wacky Lets do some drama And dress up as a llama And pretend to be an Iraqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Wow that is brilliant Beau ('cos it's about me ) 10 jars of honey standing on the wall 10 jars of honey standing on the wall and if one jar of honey should accidently fall.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It'ud be caught by Pudsey who'd eat it all for tea. ( well i'm running out of ideas ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 There once was a lady called Beau, to write a limerick did know she gave us a link to help us to think and now we all show what we know Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 A quick question for Mundia I hope this morning we'll see ya How long have we got before we should stop to reach our target of humour? ( is there a deadline time to exceed the previous record of 200 posts?) Peggy only 40 to go not sure if 50 pudseys jumping on the bed is actually a limerick after seeing beau's link, shame, but worth a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1469 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 well done guys!!! I didn't join in here, due to my marathon on the phones last night, there on Children In Need from 8pm until 2 am this morning............................and the calls were still coming in when our centre handed back to BT towers!!Biggest donation I took was £1,900 from a group of firemen in a place called Tumble in Wales, they'd done a street collection yesterday, so good for them!!Trying to wake up now.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_468 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 We're all members of Foundation Stage Forum In our posts we try not to bore 'em We all spend too much time On this site on line, But we're polite and full of decorum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 not sure if 50 pudseys jumping on the bed is actually a limerick after seeing beau's link,shame, but worth a try. I'm sure that it really doesn't matter Because you're as mad as a hatter! We'll accept any rhyme From our partner in crime For longest thread we're wanting to shatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 great Beau, now where were we..... ah yes, 47 Pudsey's Jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said No more Pudseys jumping on the bed............................. Peggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_64 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I once knew someone called Rea On this forum she did appear With witty one liners She put down the whiners Then went off to find a different career I really shouldn't have had that last glass of wine last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 A quick question for MundiaI hope this morning we'll see ya How long have we got before we should stop to reach our target of humour? Hi Peggy and thanks for your question Its perhaps now the time I shoud mention well continue this thread 'til midnight (or bed!!) that was my initial intention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 They wanted a bear for the telly alas he was grubby and smelly Terry said 'PUDSEY!' Its time for some sudsy (ok not the best rhyme) and dont laugh when I wash your b erm bandage There was an old teacher ......thats me! who stopped up to watch the tv She shouted come on! and get this rhyme done and help out our friend Pudsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 tonight I'm off to a concert At stories he is such an expert Have knickers at hand To throw at the band Hubby said hes not throwing his shirt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 46 pudseys Jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said No more Pudseys jumping on the bed............................. ...couldnt resist!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Pudsey is a happy fellow his fur is soft and yellow he stayed up late and just couldnt wait to say a great big hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 45 Pudsey's Jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Wogan called the Dr. and the Dr. said 'No more Pudsey's jumping on the bed.....' Every litle helps..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Poor old Pudsey he bumped his head Terry looked and then he said ................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Poor old Pudsey he bumped his headTerry looked and then he said ................................. you'll be fine your heads as big as mine look at the hole in the floor instead. ( it's how I distract bumped heads at preschool - ooh look, did you make a big hole in the floor?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 how many more verses must we pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 23 after me I think 44 Pudsey's Jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head Wogan phoned the doctor, the doctor said No more Pudseys jumping on the bed............................. Keep going folks you can always take the easy way out like me Actually the one liners are such fun and make posts quickly so here goes.... There once were some firemen from Tumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_4544 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 who raised lots of cash with a mumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_73 Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 we're fed up with baked beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 they slid down their pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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