Happy Valentines Day

[Guest]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

 

If you don't know who the card is from,

How exciting.

If you do know who the card is from,

Lucky you,

If you didn't get a card,

blame the postman

to all of you I send this message which is on my mobile phone screensaver

and makes me smile everytime I turn it on ( the phone that is )

 

SMILE, SOMEONE LOVES YOU

 

peggy

[AnonyMouse_1027]

aaah lovely have a great day everyone

[AnonyMouse_1195]

Have a lovely day everyone and don't forget

 

 

 

We love the Forum!

[Guest]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!

[Guest]

yep, hope everyone has a great day. we are popping over to France to stock up on wine and other goodies

[Guest]

As you do Fairy.... LOL

 

Well I've spent all week saying 'must sort stuff out for children to do for V's day' so imagine my guilt when I got up to find DH had bought me a necklace and I didn't get him so much as a card!!! Ooops. Will make a lovely choc cake later and pretend that was my plan all along

[Guest]

when you put it like that

 

It only takes us about three hours from home to calais (half an hour on eurotunnel). Usually we are back just in time for bed. This time we are staying overnight so we can have a bit of a 'chill'.

 

hope you are enjoying your necklace and have a lovely day

[AnonyMouse_4544]

I thought this verse was apt

 

Valentines are stupid

Valentines are dumb

So why do we get upset

If no one sends us one (hint)

Edited February 14, 2007 by Marion

[Guest]

Love it Marion! Hubbie thinks it is all a commercial waste of money so in 16 years have never had a Valentine!

Had a little word with my son (just 15 now) about Valentines and not turning out like his father (even though I love him dearly!) and he said 'Yes mum I know, girls like Valentines. It's an empathy, caring compassionate thing. I'm getting her one!'

Hmm. Think I may have brought him up right somewhere along the line!

[Guest]

Here's a valentine poem that gives food for thought to all of us addicted to the forum!!

 

Since My Valentine Got A Computer

 

Since my Valentine got a computer

My love life has taken a hit.

Nothing I say is important

Unless it’s a byte or a bit.

 

Before she got her new laptop,

Everything was just fine;

Now she says we can’t talk

Unless we both go online.

 

"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;

Love is what I feel."

"That keyword isn’t relevant,"

She said, with eyes of steel.

 

She clicked the keyboard furiously;

The screen was all she could see,

And then to my horror and shame,

She started describing me:

 

"Your motherboard needs upgrading;

Your OS needs help, too.

And you definitely need a big heatsink

To cool your CPU."

 

"Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded.

"Not on Valentine’s Day."

"Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," she said,

While looking at me with dismay.

 

"What ever you want, my darling;

Whatever you need; you call it.

I’ll upload or download anything,

And then I’ll go install it."

 

(Her hostile CD keeps replaying,

And though I don’t want to fight her,

Is this what I want for a Valentine?

I’ve been burned; can I rewrite her?)

 

"Are you all hard drive now," I asked

"Is there no software in you?

Don’t you remember the good times?

Let our memories see us through."

 

"LOL," she said to me, chuckling.

"You’re nothing but adware.

"I’ve got a gig of memory;

I’ve got no problem there."

 

"Please, honey, we can save it," I said.

"Our love means more than that."

"That’s not in my cache; we’re going to crash,"

She said, as she turned me down flat.

 

(This woman has really changed;

Do I really want to chase her?

More and more I’m thinking

It might be nice to erase her.)

 

"Aw, honey, don’t talk like that," I said.

"Can’t we just plug and play?

I hereby accept default,

And I’m yours, my love, come what may.

 

My goal is to make you happy;

I want to be your portal,

But your sudden, distant coldness

Would test the strongest mortal.

 

If we need a brand new interface,

So we can FTP,

I’m your go along, get along guy,

And I want you to stay with me."

 

"If you want to get into my favorites," she said,

And you want to get past my encryption,

If you want to get through my firewall,

Here is my only prescription."

 

"First, put up your own Web site,

And e-mail me when it’s done.

I’ll check your page rank with Google,

And tell you if you’re the one."

 

My life has become a real trial,

Since my Valentine got a computer.

If I want her to care about me again,

I guess I’ll have to reboot her.

 

By Joanna Fuchs

[AnonyMouse_1195]

That is just sooo fantastic.

[AnonyMouse_7317]

Hope you all received some lovely flowers/pressies/chocs happy Valentines day

[Guest]

I've been married a long time so was chuffed to get a card!! By the way saw these jokes today (don't read if just married!!):

 

i) Marriage is grand...........divorce is about 10 grand!

 

ii) Marriage is about 3 rings -the engagement ring, the wedding ring and finally suffer-ring!!!

[Guest]

It's Valentine's Day at 9:36. There are only 22 people logged onto the site (including me).

 

Where are the rest of you??!!

[AnonyMouse_2776]

Happy Valentine's Day to all of you great people !

 

Thanks for always being there. Lots of blessing for all of you .