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I supose I could write him a poem xD:o:(

 

 

 

 

The bucket for mops was bought in with pride

By the hubby who now needs somewhere to hide.

He thought that his deed would stand in good stead

For a fumble beneath the covers in bed.

Alas and alack for his mis-spent cash

The missus is not taking that lying back.

The floor can stay dirty

The mop head quite dry

While I hatch up a plan to get back that guy.

 

 

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Bravo, Bravo

 

Rea the new FSF poet laurete, did I spell that rigth :o Anyway you know what I mean.

 

Poor hubbies they can't do right for doing wrong sometimes can they, but we wouldn't be without them xD

 

Go on girl, use your new mop bucket just to please him

 

Sue x

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The bucket is red

The kitchen is blue

His co-ordination

Is way out too.

 

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He might do the mopping

but more likely, I guess

He'll give the task to the lads

To 'give your mother a rest'.

 

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Well thats it for now folks

No more rhymes can I write

I'm off to my bed

So god bless and good night.

 

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:o

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I told him that I've told you all on here.

Well that wasnt your present anyway, he says.

So what was it then?

 

 

 

 

 

Honestly, it gets worse......

 

 

 

He bought an attachtment for my hose pipe so I can spray my vegetable plot.

 

 

 

I told him ages ago that a stone had fallen out of my eternity ring.

What didnt he understand about that?

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:oxD:(:( Ha ha ha typical man!! A few years ago I got for valentines day and shiny new.............vacum cleaner with a big red bow on it!! mmmmmmmmmmmm
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I had been telling my husband a long time ago that I needed a hammer. This would be useful for hammering in nails on the wooden floor in the church hall etc where we hold our pre-school.

 

I DIDN'T EXPECT TO RECEIVE ONE FOR MOTHERS DAY!!!!

 

I expect you can all imagine my reaction. It turned out to be a quiet and 'frosty' day that mothers day.

 

Haven't told him, but it has been very useful.

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My hubbie was reminded by my daughter that our anniversary is coming up. He then asked how many years we had actually been married - reminded him 5. :o He looked in the book and found out that 5 is wood. Well he says, that laminate floor I just bought is a bit like wood isn't it?! xD A bunch of flowers would be nice - I don't ask for much. That's the trouble with being together 16 years, spontaneous gestures are gone! Or actually I think its just him! Bless, wouldn't swap him for the world though. Good job really.

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Tonight on the way home from a B-B-Q (where he had consumed too much whisky) I stopped at tescos to get some flowers for my mum who I am seeing tomorrow( we dont pass tescos on the way) and mine said " why don't you get yourself some too" I mean like I need his permission to buy flowers so now I sit here talking to all of you eating the chocolate I bought instead and he is asleep in front of the tv- and we have been married 10 years!

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must have a good un then.....(married almost 27 yrs)

i get flowers every 2 or 3 weeks,

occasional choccy bar when he comes back from being away,

never had a appliance or similar as a gift...always something for me, even if it is a choccy bar, or a plant for the garden.

brings me bottles of wine even though he is tee-total.

 

He does bring me his washing having been away for the week on business..he does the ironing though!

 

Inge

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