AnonyMouse_3139 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Hubby phoned me on the way home from work and said he's bought me a present. Ooo, lovely thought I. He proudly showed me the present. You ready for this??????? A new mop bucket Ya gotta love that guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Oh that is pure poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 How thoughtful! Is he going to show you how to use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 I supose I could write him a poem The bucket for mops was bought in with pride By the hubby who now needs somewhere to hide. He thought that his deed would stand in good stead For a fumble beneath the covers in bed. Alas and alack for his mis-spent cash The missus is not taking that lying back. The floor can stay dirty The mop head quite dry While I hatch up a plan to get back that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SueFinanceManager Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Bravo, Bravo Rea the new FSF poet laurete, did I spell that rigth Anyway you know what I mean. Poor hubbies they can't do right for doing wrong sometimes can they, but we wouldn't be without them Go on girl, use your new mop bucket just to please him Sue x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Now come on. Do you like the colour at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_2776 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Or maybe he is going to add that he will be doing the moppin ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_79 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Oh rea! Thats priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 The bucket is red The kitchen is blue His co-ordination Is way out too. ------------------------------------ He might do the mopping but more likely, I guess He'll give the task to the lads To 'give your mother a rest'. -------------------------------------- Well thats it for now folks No more rhymes can I write I'm off to my bed So god bless and good night. ----------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 :wacko: Rea that's a cracker :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1027 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 well my dad bought my mum a new wing mirror once for her car...he had knocked it off!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 I told him that I've told you all on here. Well that wasnt your present anyway, he says. So what was it then? Honestly, it gets worse...... He bought an attachtment for my hose pipe so I can spray my vegetable plot. I told him ages ago that a stone had fallen out of my eternity ring. What didnt he understand about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Ha ha ha typical man!! A few years ago I got for valentines day and shiny new.............vacum cleaner with a big red bow on it!! mmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 lol lol, my ex husband (note the ex) bought me a hand held penguin hoover for the car for my birthday...ewww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 i GOT AN IRONING BOARD COVER ONE CHRISTMAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3139 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 So good to know I'm not alone ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I had been telling my husband a long time ago that I needed a hammer. This would be useful for hammering in nails on the wooden floor in the church hall etc where we hold our pre-school. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO RECEIVE ONE FOR MOTHERS DAY!!!! I expect you can all imagine my reaction. It turned out to be a quiet and 'frosty' day that mothers day. Haven't told him, but it has been very useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 My hubbie was reminded by my daughter that our anniversary is coming up. He then asked how many years we had actually been married - reminded him 5. He looked in the book and found out that 5 is wood. Well he says, that laminate floor I just bought is a bit like wood isn't it?! A bunch of flowers would be nice - I don't ask for much. That's the trouble with being together 16 years, spontaneous gestures are gone! Or actually I think its just him! Bless, wouldn't swap him for the world though. Good job really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Tonight on the way home from a B-B-Q (where he had consumed too much whisky) I stopped at tescos to get some flowers for my mum who I am seeing tomorrow( we dont pass tescos on the way) and mine said " why don't you get yourself some too" I mean like I need his permission to buy flowers so now I sit here talking to all of you eating the chocolate I bought instead and he is asleep in front of the tv- and we have been married 10 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_3735 Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 must have a good un then.....(married almost 27 yrs) i get flowers every 2 or 3 weeks, occasional choccy bar when he comes back from being away, never had a appliance or similar as a gift...always something for me, even if it is a choccy bar, or a plant for the garden. brings me bottles of wine even though he is tee-total. He does bring me his washing having been away for the week on business..he does the ironing though! Inge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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