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:o Just thought I would share this joke with you on this very wet half term.

 

All I can say is that i'm glad I didn't have to do it this way when I was on my first aid course!!!!

 

 

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to

look at her.

Kin ya swaller? Asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian.

The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her

bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction

flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind

Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"! xD:(

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Tee hee! I am bound to think of that every time I do a first aid refresher course (groan) but will try my hardest to bite my tongue (metaphorically)!

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