AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Hi all - Here in sunny Kent - we have been given a folder of information entitled 'In an Emergency'. Thought I should read advice re. Pandemic Illness and guess what I found........... Pandemic Illness - Item 3 - 'Owners/managers/supervisors/committees and governing bodies should consider the pandemic issues and infection control in day to day management. For example: *Review existing plans and initiate *Review staffing regularly and have plans in place to manage for possible staff shortages *Suspend all visits or excursions that increase the possibility of exposure to the virus *FORBID NON-ESSENTIAL VISITORS and so on and so on! So you can see where this is leading............... Wonder what would happen - it would hardly be sensible to have Ofsted inspectors trailing from setting to setting would it?! Sunnyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oh no- definately ofsted are non essential visitors. Don't let them in whatever!- ITS NOT SAFE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_75 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 excellent must remember that one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I am preparing a notice as we speak, No Ofsted Inspectors for fear of possible contamination (anyone want a copy!) mrsW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_705 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Germ carriers amongst all those little children - defintely part of new infection control procedure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Germ carriers amongst all those little children - defintely part of new infection control procedure! I spot a little niche market here: I have invented a new product called SPLATT-O! Its basically an adult-sized fly swatter with which to beat off an advancing Ofsted inspector as s/he walks down the path towards your setting. Masks are optional, and available in co-ordinating colours. My marketing strapline is:- "SPLATT-O! Keeping the swine at bay!" Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_705 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 My marketing strapline is:- "SPLATT-O! Keeping the swine at bay!" Maz Catchy! I could see that catching on actually! Thanks Maz for making me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Catchy! I could see that catching on actually! I'm going to be Sir Alan's next Apprentice, don't you know? My LA have sent me the DCSF's flu pandemic advice by email this afternoon - I shall try and read it later and see what it says about unnecessary visitors. Maz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 :wacko: Peggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Love it Maz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AnonyMouse_8466 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 (edited) Now that is just genius, Jacquie! You and Beau have the coolest smileys - where do you get them from? Maz Edited May 9, 2009 by HappyMaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 I am preparing a notice as we speak, No Ofsted Inspectors for fear of possible contamination (anyone want a copy!) mrsW Mrs W - is it ready yet?!!! Sunnyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_13453 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I have texted the EYQISP team to tell them (as Sunnyday suggested) that their visit is non-essential - especially in light of the information I got from them yesterday - I'll let you know if there's a follow-up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 I spot a little niche market here: I have invented a new product called SPLATT-O! Its basically an adult-sized fly swatter with which to beat off an advancing Ofsted inspector as s/he walks down the path towards your setting. Masks are optional, and available in co-ordinating colours. My marketing strapline is:- "SPLATT-O! Keeping the swine at bay!" Maz Maz - I think you are definitely onto something here - I anticipate great demand for this new product!!! May I be the first to place an order - I quite fancy purple if possible! Sunnyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 I have texted the EYQISP team to tell them (as Sunnyday suggested) that their visit is non-essential - especially in light of the information I got from them yesterday - I'll let you know if there's a follow-up! Cool! - Here's hoping!!! Sunnyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_15046 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 We could all write to Ofsted telling them to stay away from us and talk to each other instead. Then maybe they could all agree on what they want us to do. Now that would be novel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_19762 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 We could all write to Ofsted telling them to stay away from us and talk to each other instead. Then maybe they could all agree on what they want us to do. Now that would be novel! Hey - now that sounds like a good plan to me! Sunnyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_1195 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Now that is just genius, Jacquie! You and Beau have the coolest smileys - where do you get them from? Maz I just google for what I want. It is amazing what is out there. I couldn't find different coloured masks for your poster though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonyMouse_8466 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I just google for what I want. It is amazing what is out there. I couldn't find different coloured masks for your poster though Love it - perhaps I should only make the Ford model of SWATT-O. Any colour so long as its blue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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